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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.


269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

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269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

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 tib gubb: schnauzers are really nice, but also really intimidating when they think their territory is being encroached on
 Spazstatic: One of our neighbors when I was growing up had the "invisible fence" and their dog did not give a shit about it. That's not entirely true, he'd cross the line and get the shock or whatever and then run away cause he got shocked. He'd frequently be found under our front porch.
 ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence
 VoR: Esh if you don't want to talk about them perhaps put them in the back yard and riding around whilst carrying a Lance.
 Sadbot: I don't like your tone, sign
 Dresdenkeogh: No, They are not omens foretelling death professor Trelawney!
 Robespierre: Yes, we REALLY like exclamation points!
Image 263309   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
 WannaBee: It's just his punk stage.
 Wooden Spoon: The renowned Roman General Batius
 Springbok: @Shay This is proof that the two absolutely should procreate.
 Shay: This is why bats and cockatoos should never, EVER procreate.
Image 263308   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Teechur: @Amy Housewine I think you won the internet!
 PenguinBartender: Day 17...
 Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.
Image 263307   08-20-18   Uploaded by    original og
 Robespierre: Roll up for the Mystery Tour
 WannaBee: I would hate to see Pops.
 lecj07: The drugs wore off. Or the reality check cleared.
 sparename: A Regular Occurrence
Image 263306   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Yam
 Passive: This is what passed for fun before the internet
 Air Biscuit: Call it a "goporkme"
 ignatz: ProTip: Don't develop feelings for the pig or you won't be able to eat it..
 VeeKay: Huh. Wartime Britain amirite? Weird.
 Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.
Image 263305   08-20-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 addend: (Loses grip. Damages engine.)
 a robot: #263311 says hi
 ignatz: @VeeKay always a plus for 'oh no!'
 VeeKay: "Oh no! My arm's been ripped off!"
 Not A Bot: Left Jaws?
 Amy Housewine: Mid-air refuelling for the actual pilots.
 VoR: You know someone would
Image 263304   08-20-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: written language is magic. After I read your response I could clearly hear the music.
 tib gubb: "where do you think it's gonna land?" "hell if i know."
 Robespierre: @Wooden Spoon Bernie Taupin (sung by Elton John)
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: Philip K. Dick?
 VeeKay: Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, In fact it's cold as hell, And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead, And all this science I don't understand, It's just my job five days a week.
Image 263303   08-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!
Image 263302   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 ignatz: Descartes walked into a bar. Ouch! Should have watched where he was going..
 Butcherboy: Well yeah. You dont want to put Descartes before the horse@antipatterns
 dangerkeith3000: How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
 antipatterns: hard to make a good philosophy joke BELIEVE ME
 Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man
 Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.
Image 263301   08-20-18   Uploaded by    falling
 lecj07: @prospector Reminds me of an old joke. Two men are peeing off a bridge, and one says "That water sure is cold!" The second replied "Yeah, deep too."
 Peter Pantsless: Awww...*removes diving cap*
Image 263300   08-20-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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