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268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

268576  tib gubb: there was an incident near university of washington, some years back, where drunk college kids were fighting crime in costume with a rapier

268597  Felicity: @sylveon As read by Sally Kellerman in "Back to School"

268634  Shay: Martin Short is short.

268579  tib gubb: 3/10 people throw away their ticket

268662  Shay: It's all Disney.

268641  trelyate: qot2?

268605  Felicity: I thought copper was brown. Or green

268609  Felicity: @VeeKay I just assumed the comment referred to tripping over the dog on the stairs

268653  trelyate: should have been erected in '69

268610  Felicity: That's why the internet is a good distraction, for example friendly spaceship, and why they claim exercise reduces depression. We'll see about that second one...I just went from a sedentary lifestyle to walking 60 minutes a day, and I don't know yet

268657  trelyate: I remember when I was a little kid I asked my dad if I could have a beer so he let me take a sip because he knew I would think it tasted awful and I'd never ask again. And he was right.

268594  tib gubb: teenage counterintelligence

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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Score:
456
 
 addend: (Loses grip. Damages engine.)
 a robot: #263311 says hi
 ignatz: @VeeKay always a plus for 'oh no!'
 VeeKay: "Oh no! My arm's been ripped off!"
 Not A Bot: Left Jaws?
 Amy Housewine: Mid-air refuelling for the actual pilots.
 VoR: You know someone would
Image 263304   08-20-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
366
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: written language is magic. After I read your response I could clearly hear the music.
 tib gubb: "where do you think it's gonna land?" "hell if i know."
 Robespierre: @Wooden Spoon Bernie Taupin (sung by Elton John)
 Wooden Spoon: @VeeKay: Philip K. Dick?
 VeeKay: Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, In fact it's cold as hell, And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead, And all this science I don't understand, It's just my job five days a week.
Image 263303   08-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
383
 
 Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!
Image 263302   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
595
 
 ignatz: Descartes walked into a bar. Ouch! Should have watched where he was going..
 Butcherboy: Well yeah. You dont want to put Descartes before the horse@antipatterns
 dangerkeith3000: How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
 antipatterns: hard to make a good philosophy joke BELIEVE ME
 Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man
 Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.
Image 263301   08-20-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
283
 
 lecj07: @prospector Reminds me of an old joke. Two men are peeing off a bridge, and one says "That water sure is cold!" The second replied "Yeah, deep too."
 Peter Pantsless: Awww...*removes diving cap*
Image 263300   08-20-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
846
 
 Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.
 dangerkeith3000: So the internet IS a series of tubes!
 grizzly: @ignatz God's work
 VoR: A future not far from now. Commute via the Internet.
Image 263299   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
331
 
 tib gubb: yep. people are fucked up. that's what happens when you don't have any dragons to fight
 Bluetocracy: Dihydrogen Monoxide isn't so silent when you can't get your toilet to stop running.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 You spelled "Pennsylvania Catholic Dioceses" oddly.
 dangerkeith3000: AT least if the pedos are in a gang they'll all be wearing the same colors so you'll know to watch out.
Image 263298   08-20-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
449
 
 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know
 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo
 Python77: Challenge Accepted!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!
 Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.
 Uncle Phil: If you can shart six feet in the air without getting wet, you get no down payment.
 VoR: This was shit. Sorry "Shart"
 dangerkeith3000: I looked up this movie and it's not as cool as I thought it would be. The Hindi word "shart" translates approximately to "challenge" in English.
 Knice: I'd guess the one on the right. That's a rather shartly tilt she's got.
Image 263297   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
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 a robot: I love you, sweet friend!
Image 263296   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
592
 
 Teechur: I don't always fits in a box. But when I do, I sits.
 a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder
 Peter Pantsless: LOS GATOS SON SIMPATICOS
 Dresdenkeogh: Ai Dios meow
Image 263295   08-20-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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