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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug



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Score:
595
 
 ignatz: Descartes walked into a bar. Ouch! Should have watched where he was going..
 Butcherboy: Well yeah. You dont want to put Descartes before the horse@antipatterns
 dangerkeith3000: How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
 antipatterns: hard to make a good philosophy joke BELIEVE ME
 Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man
 Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.
Image 263301   08-20-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
283
 
 lecj07: @prospector Reminds me of an old joke. Two men are peeing off a bridge, and one says "That water sure is cold!" The second replied "Yeah, deep too."
 Peter Pantsless: Awww...*removes diving cap*
Image 263300   08-20-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
846
 
 Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.
 dangerkeith3000: So the internet IS a series of tubes!
 grizzly: @ignatz God's work
 VoR: A future not far from now. Commute via the Internet.
Image 263299   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
331
 
 tib gubb: yep. people are fucked up. that's what happens when you don't have any dragons to fight
 Bluetocracy: Dihydrogen Monoxide isn't so silent when you can't get your toilet to stop running.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 You spelled "Pennsylvania Catholic Dioceses" oddly.
 dangerkeith3000: AT least if the pedos are in a gang they'll all be wearing the same colors so you'll know to watch out.
Image 263298   08-20-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
449
 
 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know
 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo
 Python77: Challenge Accepted!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!
 Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.
 Uncle Phil: If you can shart six feet in the air without getting wet, you get no down payment.
 VoR: This was shit. Sorry "Shart"
 dangerkeith3000: I looked up this movie and it's not as cool as I thought it would be. The Hindi word "shart" translates approximately to "challenge" in English.
 Knice: I'd guess the one on the right. That's a rather shartly tilt she's got.
Image 263297   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
315
 
 a robot: I love you, sweet friend!
Image 263296   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
592
 
 Teechur: I don't always fits in a box. But when I do, I sits.
 a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder
 Peter Pantsless: LOS GATOS SON SIMPATICOS
 Dresdenkeogh: Ai Dios meow
Image 263295   08-20-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
419
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 263294   08-20-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
246
 
 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern
 piranharama: Quantity of obelisks over quality.
 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have
 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wow that's some climax. I gotta find this book.
 Side Boob: Masturbators save time!
 VeeKay: Don't wank shame me asshole
 Fiveninety: where's the 'abnormal' obelisk?
 Python77: Not "self" reproach. Religious Institutional reproach, maybe, if they find out.
 antipatterns: check out this normal asshole over heeee
 Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"
 UltraBeverly: These dildos have funny words on them.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 That's not what the other people in the elevator told me.
 dangerkeith3000: If you feel guilty after you masturbate, you're doing it wrong.
Image 263293   08-20-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
276
 
 Warrax: I love skulls!
 wolfpk: How about #261373
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Ha ha! I bet you're right, that must have been the secret message behind it all.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine don't forget the other 495 steps!
 dangerkeith3000: Sometimes it's worth it.
 Amy Housewine: You must go through all of these steps to join the inner circle of @luxuslurch
 sparenamelaptopdied: It should also say "never smile"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't kink shame
Image 263292   08-20-18   Uploaded by    petunias
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