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268672  Shay: Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network were my babysitters for a good portion of the late 80s to mid 90s.

268543  Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.

268563  Shay: Dangit Bobbitus.

268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
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 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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10. Cyka: 1482 points
11. frenk: 1474 points
12. wordjones: 1425 points
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846
 
 Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.
 dangerkeith3000: So the internet IS a series of tubes!
 grizzly: @ignatz God's work
 VoR: A future not far from now. Commute via the Internet.
Image 263299   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
331
 
 tib gubb: yep. people are fucked up. that's what happens when you don't have any dragons to fight
 Bluetocracy: Dihydrogen Monoxide isn't so silent when you can't get your toilet to stop running.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 You spelled "Pennsylvania Catholic Dioceses" oddly.
 dangerkeith3000: AT least if the pedos are in a gang they'll all be wearing the same colors so you'll know to watch out.
Image 263298   08-20-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
449
 
 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know
 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo
 Python77: Challenge Accepted!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!
 Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.
 Uncle Phil: If you can shart six feet in the air without getting wet, you get no down payment.
 VoR: This was shit. Sorry "Shart"
 dangerkeith3000: I looked up this movie and it's not as cool as I thought it would be. The Hindi word "shart" translates approximately to "challenge" in English.
 Knice: I'd guess the one on the right. That's a rather shartly tilt she's got.
Image 263297   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
315
 
 a robot: I love you, sweet friend!
Image 263296   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
592
 
 Teechur: I don't always fits in a box. But when I do, I sits.
 a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder
 Peter Pantsless: LOS GATOS SON SIMPATICOS
 Dresdenkeogh: Ai Dios meow
Image 263295   08-20-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
419
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 263294   08-20-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
246
 
 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern
 piranharama: Quantity of obelisks over quality.
 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have
 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wow that's some climax. I gotta find this book.
 Side Boob: Masturbators save time!
 VeeKay: Don't wank shame me asshole
 Fiveninety: where's the 'abnormal' obelisk?
 Python77: Not "self" reproach. Religious Institutional reproach, maybe, if they find out.
 antipatterns: check out this normal asshole over heeee
 Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"
 UltraBeverly: These dildos have funny words on them.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 That's not what the other people in the elevator told me.
 dangerkeith3000: If you feel guilty after you masturbate, you're doing it wrong.
Image 263293   08-20-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
276
 
 Warrax: I love skulls!
 wolfpk: How about #261373
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Ha ha! I bet you're right, that must have been the secret message behind it all.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine don't forget the other 495 steps!
 dangerkeith3000: Sometimes it's worth it.
 Amy Housewine: You must go through all of these steps to join the inner circle of @luxuslurch
 sparenamelaptopdied: It should also say "never smile"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't kink shame
Image 263292   08-20-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
416
 
Image 263291   08-20-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
331
 
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000 you have the perfect name for that comment.
 dangerkeith3000: "Danger Scone" is the best song on their soundtrack, imho.
 whiplash: I feel the need...the need to feed
 Robespierre: 6-digit phone number? Whatever!
Image 263290   08-20-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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