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268163  fanny: my daughter has this dress and this is something she would do too...

268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It grosses me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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Score:
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 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern
 piranharama: Quantity of obelisks over quality.
 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have
 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wow that's some climax. I gotta find this book.
 Side Boob: Masturbators save time!
 VeeKay: Don't wank shame me asshole
 Fiveninety: where's the 'abnormal' obelisk?
 Python77: Not "self" reproach. Religious Institutional reproach, maybe, if they find out.
 antipatterns: check out this normal asshole over heeee
 Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"
 UltraBeverly: These dildos have funny words on them.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 That's not what the other people in the elevator told me.
 dangerkeith3000: If you feel guilty after you masturbate, you're doing it wrong.
Image 263293   08-20-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
276
 
 Warrax: I love skulls!
 wolfpk: How about #261373
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Ha ha! I bet you're right, that must have been the secret message behind it all.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine don't forget the other 495 steps!
 dangerkeith3000: Sometimes it's worth it.
 Amy Housewine: You must go through all of these steps to join the inner circle of @luxuslurch
 sparenamelaptopdied: It should also say "never smile"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't kink shame
Image 263292   08-20-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
416
 
Image 263291   08-20-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
331
 
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000 you have the perfect name for that comment.
 dangerkeith3000: "Danger Scone" is the best song on their soundtrack, imho.
 whiplash: I feel the need...the need to feed
 Robespierre: 6-digit phone number? Whatever!
Image 263290   08-20-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
474
 
 copunter: ignore the ever-growing slick of soot and grime that surrounds me. i am of the waterfowl
 dangerkeith3000: This reminds me it's time to refill my prescriptions.
 Not A Bot: Weird AL always seemed to me like he'd be a good friend.
 Robespierre: Got us a floater
Image 263289   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Image 263288 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Admiral Alan. You have brought shame on us, Admiral Alan.
Score:
327
 
 Mr Bleak: #mMooToo
 tib gubb: 'cow raping rampage' is a good band name
 addend: There's an obelisk about this somewhere.
 Shay: Now I dont have to tell you good folks whats been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. Im leaving.
 Prostata: that's not even a good photochop. these 'world news daily report' links are funny but they're not even really trying anymore
 dangerkeith3000: @a sedated moose You need to tell your kind to knock this crap off.
 a sedated moose: Gross.
 Dr Awkward: Same
 sparename: "Moooooose"
Image 263287   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
531
 
 Mr Bleak: I was bitten by a radioactive teddy bear, but the super powers I got are restricted to cuddles.
 Science: @Shay: That's because that was the only one that tanked.
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 It was Love Guru where he finally got the point and suffered severe depression for making horrible movies.
 dangerkeith3000: The Cat in the Hat was a horrible movie and Mike Myers should feel bad for making it. But he doesn't.
 Robespierre: This rebus is weird.
Image 263286   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
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 Spazstatic: Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more the cat tries to claw your face off.
 trelyate: I didn't knock over the vase. Scout's honor.
 Robespierre: How-do, stranger?
Image 263285   08-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
539
 
 VeeKay: My full collection of feline taxidermy heads is breath taking.
Image 263284   08-20-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
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