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269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Shay
2. VeeKay
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Side Boob
7. MrBoffo
8. Teechur
9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!



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Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (920 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (858 points)
Pront Remp uploaded 268924 (815 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (780 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (774 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (768 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Troll uploaded 268980 (700 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 269093 (692 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 3329 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2574 points
 3. Shay: 2180 points
 4. VeeKay: 2155 points
 5. ChubbyBuddy: 1989 points
 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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Score:
292
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay That's the same difference as wanking to a porn vid, or actually attending the orgy.
 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?
 wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.
 trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping
 dangerkeith3000: If the baby is stillborn she technically has to give them the money back.
 a sedated moose: Now *THAT'S* Craigslist!
 Dr Awkward: "respectful"
 FabricMan: This ad may be more effective than years of "just say no," DARE, and mandatory testing of 5th graders.
 ignatz: You won't be able to speak to your mums for a while..
Image 263281   08-20-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Image 263280 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by humanfog. You have brought shame on us, humanfog.
Score:
617
 
 Warrax: Butterfinger.
 WannaBee: It is me Dr. Venture, The Monarch!
 trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."
 VoR: As the butterfly injects its venom, the victims blood starts to solidify.
Image 263279   08-20-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
447
 
 Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad
Image 263278   08-20-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
251
 
 tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh can't do that these days, too many cameras
 Dresdenkeogh: "Or we could rough up an innocent black guy? "
Image 263277   08-20-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
91
 
 Dr Awkward: Hmm... weird. My google search didn't come up with any results.
 Dr Awkward: Gluten free cupcake recipe
Image 263276   08-20-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
395
 
 Wolfy21: hell yeah
 Robespierre: The Stealth Angel Outdoor & Urban Survival ads belong in the back of a Richie Rich comic - "All this for $19.95"
 Dresdenkeogh: @chelseachels its a twenty hour flight and the only non-adam-sandler film is Gigli. Trust me you got the better deal
Image 263275   08-20-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
834
 
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless The Shadow knew.
 VeeKay: Damn soot sprites
 Robespierre: @Christina I can dream...
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. Who knew tribbles had eyes?
 Christina: @Robespierre You're on magic mushrooms.
 Prostata: he's seen some shit
 Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone
Image 263274   08-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
841
 
 VoR: Evil walks behind you..
 Christina: When your shadow has eyes.
 Robespierre: R = Blinky
Image 263273   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
252
 
 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*
 Jabberwikket: How would he do against The Shoveler? (Someone call William H Macy quick! )
 tib gubb: this is what carpenters actually believe
 mwoody: He's weirdly scarier. Like, this is a mofo who will mess you up.
 AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons
 VoR: cricket BATMAN
 VoR: Super(soaker)man
 Dr Awkward: Imagine Ironman but with like... a regular clothes iron
 Joseph: He would still fuck your shit up, so voted rad.
 Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
Image 263272   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
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