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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
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Score:
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 jackthesmack: @wolfpk come on
 wolfpk: Ethics!?
Image 263262   08-20-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
144
 
 Robespierre: You may leave now. No, really.
 jochenau: Behold, the God-King of Hipsters.
 Knice: Nice beerd.
Image 263261   08-20-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
393
 
 a robot: @FabricMan Or #263346??
 AdaMan: I feel like lawful neutral and true neutral should switch.
 trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right
 Mad Collager: Take this easy quiz to see what kind of TP roll you are!
 dangerkeith3000: Chaotic Good and sometimes true neutral.
 FabricMan: So where does a bidet fit in all of this?
 Not A Bot: Lincoln Logs ver. 1809.2.12
 MamboNumber6: This explains so much
Image 263260   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
247
 
 Passive: Oh they found Jerry, all right. Lost in a Lowe's for the past 6 weeks, collapsed in aisle 12. Ironic. He died in the self-help section.
 MabelSyrup: Soon to be the site of a free floating full torso vaporous apparition
 Mad Collager: Yes, Inspector, this is the position we found the exhausted, sleep-deprived student in.
 Robespierre: Your floor could use a mop, then.
 Scoo: @tacticaljay The library
Image 263259   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
650
 
 addend: 600 dpi.
 dangerkeith3000: rad
 Dr Awkward: This was actually quite helpful
Image 263258   08-20-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
190
 
 mwoody: All the answers? I only see D.
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre You are my idol! I hope someday to find a soulmate as good for me as your wife is for you. I also hope to be just as good for mine, though thats a taller order.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Me too! (He said, un-grammatically.)
 Joseph: Forget the exam, I'm kinda busy now..
 FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.
 Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.
 dangerkeith3000: I tend to go for brunettes so I'll pick the one of the left, though they are all very nice.
 Off Topic: Clearly, if you find yourself in this situation; you've already made all of the right choices.
Image 263257   08-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
187
 
 Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO
Image 263256   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
278
 
 Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"
 Korrok: Convenient....
 Christina: This dog has two computers but is not using any of them?
Image 263255   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
325
 
 Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.
 AdaMan: Figure 1: Routers in the 1950s
 Butcherboy: Better than a bunch of left facing Ls crafty Russian bastards
 itskando: EEEEeeeeeeoowwwwEeeeeeEeEEEAANNNEeeoooTSCHHHHHHHHHKSCCHHHHHHHH
Image 263254   08-20-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
76
 
 dangerkeith3000: Too soon.
Image 263253   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
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