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268870  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 thats a good way to get bit.

268862  Not A Bot: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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 apoxia: Ewwwww
 lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.
 Knice: Cool, but it's a bitch putting one on when all you have is a semi.
Image 263221   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
379
 
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 263220   08-19-18   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.
 Knice: Ooh, ducked in and went for the side-boop! Didn't see that one coming!
Image 263219   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
356
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.
 Zaxxoff: It's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!
 BavidDowie: Step One: Grab by nape of the neck
 Knice: "this not a food why is here"
Image 263218   08-19-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
499
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 263217   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
145
 
 Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.
 Knice: @Robespierre I don't know; I've just seen it here. Maybe it's a WKRP reboot?
 Robespierre: @Knice What show? I'm totally out of touch with allegedly humourous TV shows from the past two or three decades.
 dangerkeith3000: @Knice The memes went away for a while, but once people could watch all the episodes on Netflix...here we go again.
 Knice: Another show I've never watched but have seen too much of.
Image 263216   08-19-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
208
 
 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((
 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA
 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc
 Science: @jochenau: Supposedly they hacked the DNC servers. I'm sure they were able to infiltrate other unsecured (i.e. all of them) election PCs as well. But, yes, they also influenced the election via Facebook. But don't worry - DT has it locked down now, and is the largest buyer of Facebook ads.
 Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.
 Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…
 Nope: @Knice Trump lost the popular vote.
 Zaxxoff: Is that Jill Stein?
 BavidDowie: It wasn't "most." It was exactly enough in exactly the right places to win.
 jochenau: @Knice Wasn't the "hacking" just spam messages on facebook or something?
 Knice: I honestly do hope that the Russians hacked the 2016 election. Then at least I wouldn't have to believe that most of us actually did vote for Trump.
Image 263215   08-19-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Image 263214 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pingu IRL. Your image was bad, Pingu IRL.
Score:
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 apoxia: $14/hour? Fuck!
 tib gubb: welcome to real life
 lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"
 dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.
 jochenau: "Ability to adapt in a dynamic team environment" raises a few red flags...
 Solemn: Welcome to the American job market, red circles.
Image 263213   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
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 Psymon: my snack
 dobbiesdoogs: my heart
Image 263212   08-19-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
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