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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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Score:
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 lecj07: @ppr4 His comment made me think of a bouncer telling the baby seal he wasn't getting into the club. Not my best joke by any means.
 ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07
 lecj07: @ignatz no clubbing(for)baby seals eh?
 ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers
Image 263163   08-19-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
507
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.
 jackthesmack: YYYY, MM, DD
 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.
 dangerkeith3000: Year-Month-Day is best. Start general and get more specific.
 Annoying Vegan : I like medjool myself.
 Whatever: Trust me, yyyy-mm-did works best for folders in your pc if youre working on long term projects
 apoxia: Fuck yeah. All the way.
 Spazstatic: I like DDMMMYY or DDMMMYYYY which reduces the confusion even further. 19AUG18 or 19AUG2018
 charlemagne: @VoR I concur
 VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.
 San DoDo: Nuff said
Image 263162   08-19-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
427
 
 dangerkeith3000: He should sleep more than 5.5 hours, too.
 Air Biscuit: Having a dog that likes running with you helps.
Image 263161   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
237
 
 buffalo: Imgage
 E. HONDA: By the way, the early-2000s book by The Onion, "Our Dumb Century", has some extremely realistic looking fake old newspapers
 E. HONDA: The typography precludes any possible suspension of disbelief
 SuedeOxford: I decry any notion of a man's unsuitability for office when the gentle author cares not to refer to Mr. Webster's Diction-Book and learn the correct and most Godly spelling of the word "lewdness."
 WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.
 ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)
 WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.
Image 263160   08-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
319
 
 Science: Old man from "Up" showing his true colors
 Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
 Whatever: Well someone has to convert all that beer to pee...
 Not A Bot: Aggrieved-gator, come for the butthorn, stay for the string theory gags
 Peter Pantsless: Smonke beers many day
Image 263159   08-19-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
578
 
 pusha p: I used to have that exact wastebasket!
 Whatever: Okay, who let the cat out of the bag and into the basket?
Image 263158   08-19-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
175
 
 tears as lube: Beetlejuice did the thing where he turned Kid Rock's regular outfit into a lightcoloured 1970s suit
 Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 FabricMan: Kid Rock is... Breaking Bad!
 SuedeOxford: @VoR before he got the funk
 VoR: Howard Moon?
 Nope: my name is Aduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttt Adult Contemporary
Image 263157   08-19-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
336
 
 Mr Bleak: Do not open your mouth.
 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...
 addend: "Stay in school."
 Whatever: Cow sex toys are big business
 Eleftheros: Clutch, put it in first, clutch, put it in reverse, clutch put it in first, clutch, put it in reverse, clutch, put it in
 Festis: so that's how they make milk
 San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...
 ignatz: Occasionally wondered what the operator has to do exactly.. then regretted wondering
 SuedeOxford: Yes, that's why the cow has holes.
Image 263156   08-19-18   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
246
 
 Mr Bleak: Stealth drinks are even more expensive.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she is the designated driver.
 Spazstatic: @Nope she was hoping that it would get other people to buy her drinks and evidentially it did not.
 VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility
 ignatz: The only cocktail allowed on St P day is a Black Velvet
 Nope: Poor girl can't even afford a shirt
Image 263155   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
333
 
 booger: @jochenau NP. I randomly happened to know this one because I had to write something about him in high school. He's known for two things painting women with a particular shade of red hair, and drawing a shelf for the subject's elbow to rest on, thereby giving a 3D effect, much like in "Garfield" comics
 jochenau: @Felicity Doh! Thanks for the correction.
 artfulcodger: @jochenau Titian
 Passive: When you think you lost your cellphone then feel it in your pocket
 Mr. Whiskers: This is "LOL OMG" by Italian master Giuseppe9000
 jochenau: This is one of several variations of The Penitent Magdalene painted by Titius, an Italian painter ca. 1560.
Image 263154   08-19-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
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