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269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

269153  Not A Bot: Girl on the pole experiencing the most embarrassing Christmas Story double dog dare reenactment

269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

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12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 Passive: She has more money than someone who went to school!
 Greifer: 20 dollars are 20 dollars
 Mr. Whiskers: I hate when my dad would write stuff like this on my lunch money
 WTF: Plot twist: It was his own! He works in a circus freak show as the world's most flexible man.
 FabricMan: @a robot Well, let's not automatically assume he means Automatic Teller Machine. There are other meanings to that acronym. (But don't look them up)
 a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??
 a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM
Image 263013   08-18-18   Uploaded by    fishing
 hajjpodge: Turn the faucet on to reveal one simple trick to avoid needing coffee in the morning ever again!
Image 263012   08-18-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
 Fiveninety: you don't know me
 Robespierre: Dunno bout dat
 aoaoaoao: I'm not fat I'm a temporarily embarrassed thin person
 Unstableton: Why aren't my thumbnails an accurate preview of my body?
 Mr. Whiskers: Your mom's so fingernails chalkboards be dragging themselves against HER
 addend: (Has thin.)
 AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!
 Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.
 Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.
Image 263011   08-18-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 263010   08-18-18   Uploaded by    professional
 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"
 dangerkeith3000: You can buy like 100 lbs of Ramen for a dollar. I don't see how it's a big deal.
 FormerLurker: @Whatever actually, in my experience, the corporate ones are even more diligent about not closing ever for any reason. If you have to 86 something thats really unique, so be it. But if you can still serve it, even at a financial loss, do it. Because if youre closed because youre out of food, you risk losing a repeat customer, and NO restaurant can survive without repeat customers. And if you have more than one store in an area, the MO is typically to borrow product from another store and order extras on your next truck from the distributor to pay back the other store.
 Whatever: @FormerLurker But if it is part of a franchise, they may be contractually required to buy supplies from their slavelords - I mean official supplier...
 Solemn: ...that's 'pounds' in weight, by the way.
 Solemn: @FormerLurker I can concur, for I had to help run a family member's restaurant once. I'd go out at least three times a day on a scooter to a grocery store 16 blocks away, buy 80 pounds' worth of food, then wheel it all the way back. It was grueling work, but profits went through the roof because we never ran out of supplies.
 FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.
 FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!
Image 263009   08-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
 Robespierre: Bet it smells great in there
 addend: Joshua, age 32.
 Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.
Image 263008   08-18-18   Uploaded by    vape station
 Knice: That's pretty rad, Joshua. :-)
Image 263007   08-18-18   Uploaded by    betamax
 antipatterns: just let me smoke my fucking weed - John Denver
Image 263006   08-18-18   Uploaded by    phil
 Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.
 Side Boob: We're all here because we're not all there!
Image 263005   08-18-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 VeeKay: Too much violets. Should have come with a warning.
 Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.
Image 263004   08-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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