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268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

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268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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11. frenk: 1499 points
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Score:
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 Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade
 dangerkeith3000: This is what "Song of the South" would have wanted.
 Springbok: Not as good as Buzz Lightyear who "cums in pies."
 grizzly: This is pretty great.
Image 262874   08-17-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
494
 
 tib gubb: welp... guess it's time for a hard reset
 WannaBee: Thanks Obama.
 blue shoes: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times
 sparename: Fotheringay did this in "The Man Who Could Work Miracles" and look what happened there..
 Nope: What do you mean unfortunately?
 Not A Bot: I can see the BAD in this but id like to think they finished the job after the pic was taken.
Image 262873   08-17-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
525
 
 addend: (Wobbles. Tips over.)
Image 262872   08-17-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
332
 
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah. I was watching the show with my kid. Yeesh.
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur was that the one where he was talking about molestation?
 craftjunk: Don't punch down, Louis
 Teechur: His opening monologue on SNL was perhaps the cringiest thing I have ever seen.
 fanny: fuck you Louis.
 Nope: Stanhope said it first.
Image 262871   08-17-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
571
 
 Fiveninety: @Spazstatic if you have a white or very light-colored shirt, yeah, i can see that actually helping. what's pictured doesn't look light-colored at all, though
 Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.
 professional: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body
 a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!
 Teechur: @Fiveninety I'm guessing that wouldn't be the "dry heat" they talk about in Arizona.
 Fiveninety: i dunno.. ever mowed the lawn on a 98 degree day? know what 98 degrees is like? that's the temperature inside your butt. so go crawl up someone's butt (ask them first, of course) and mow the lawn in there and tell me you wanna keep your shirt on
Image 262870   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
537
 
 salmiakki: Where are the giant people holding it up?
 Teechur: The house is actually sliding into a sinkhole.
 fanny: wait I thought we took care of this a couple of months ago?
Image 262869   08-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
298
 
 avemaria: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava
 E. HONDA: As your attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
 Scoo: Old video games had really rough textures
 Nope: The CIA torture rooms were an assault on the senses, no man, woman or child could stay in them for more than 5 minutes without cracking.
 sparename: "Then after I saw the fucking huge rat, I walked into a massive rock-thing and my whole world just turned upside-down.."
Image 262868   08-17-18   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
236
 
 tiffany: Rad for gloves
 UltraBeverly: Is this a serial killer clue?
 fanny: wait is that a potato? #262862
Image 262867   08-17-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
697
 
 Zarathustra: Bat is short for batthew
 fisto: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel
 a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this
Image 262866   08-17-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
355
 
 addend: @FormerLurker Good Boy overdressed a little, but still looks a-peeling.
 FormerLurker: Whats with the bowtie?
Image 262865   08-17-18   Uploaded by    namaste
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