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269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

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2. Shay
3. VeeKay
4. Not A Bot
5. Side Boob
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Teechur
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9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (858 points)
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NotHuman uploaded 268863 (774 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (768 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Troll uploaded 268980 (700 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 269093 (692 points)


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 2. E. HONDA: 2574 points
 3. Shay: 2180 points
 4. VeeKay: 2155 points
 5. ChubbyBuddy: 1989 points
 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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 Fiveninety: @Spazstatic if you have a white or very light-colored shirt, yeah, i can see that actually helping. what's pictured doesn't look light-colored at all, though
 Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.
 professional: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body
 a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!
 Teechur: @Fiveninety I'm guessing that wouldn't be the "dry heat" they talk about in Arizona.
 Fiveninety: i dunno.. ever mowed the lawn on a 98 degree day? know what 98 degrees is like? that's the temperature inside your butt. so go crawl up someone's butt (ask them first, of course) and mow the lawn in there and tell me you wanna keep your shirt on
Image 262870   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
537
 
 salmiakki: Where are the giant people holding it up?
 Teechur: The house is actually sliding into a sinkhole.
 fanny: wait I thought we took care of this a couple of months ago?
Image 262869   08-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
298
 
 avemaria: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava
 E. HONDA: As your attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
 Scoo: Old video games had really rough textures
 Nope: The CIA torture rooms were an assault on the senses, no man, woman or child could stay in them for more than 5 minutes without cracking.
 sparename: "Then after I saw the fucking huge rat, I walked into a massive rock-thing and my whole world just turned upside-down.."
Image 262868   08-17-18   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
236
 
 tiffany: Rad for gloves
 UltraBeverly: Is this a serial killer clue?
 fanny: wait is that a potato? #262862
Image 262867   08-17-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
697
 
 Zarathustra: Bat is short for batthew
 fisto: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel
 a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this
Image 262866   08-17-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
355
 
 addend: @FormerLurker Good Boy overdressed a little, but still looks a-peeling.
 FormerLurker: Whats with the bowtie?
Image 262865   08-17-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
375
 
 Solemn: @kazzy94 Don't be like that. Those guys get little enough happiness from their job as it is.
 kazzy94: Maaaaaaan fuck parking enforcement
Image 262864   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
338
 
 Air Biscuit: I love it when a plan comes together.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Right on.
 WannaBee: Are you sure they're not triplets?
 Not A Bot: Kill them all
 Springbok: Two for the price of one!
 Shay: Hi Ashilynn.
Image 262863   08-17-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
302
 
 Kaviri: The Nightmare Before Christmas
 Otterman: Princess Mononoke
 fanny: return #262867
 fanny: I wish it was a cup full of rotten teeth.
 Shay: I thought it was a cup full of rotten teeth.
 a robot: How many kodama did you kill :(
 addend: Don't treat me like these potatoes, anyway.
Image 262862   08-17-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
438
 
 salmiakki: Modest prices
 Otterman: Thumbs us! Much college savings!
 Scoo: Arkansas AF
 addend: Save your money. Why go out when you can make the same meal at home?
 bug: I too am excited about this bargain pricing!
Image 262861   08-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
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