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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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2. VeeKay
3. Shay
4. Not A Bot
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Side Boob
7. MrBoffo
8. Teechur
9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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jadensmith uploaded 268893 (768 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
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 5. ChubbyBuddy: 1989 points
 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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Score:
265
 
 UltraBeverly: is this about mortgages? very confused.
 dangerkeith3000: People actually talk like that in real life :(
 raditzu: I woudda ignorre sometin' like dat an' er' co-sign homies too, imma stop typin' now pleaseeee..
 WTF: And he doesn't even look like a hippo in a crate AT ALL!
 Knice: Do harm erry day.
Image 262600   08-16-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
480
 
Image 262599   08-16-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
684
 
 SuedeOxford: @sparename I know my place in such endeavours.
 tib gubb: it's a good day... to be bad
 dangerkeith3000: Nice.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @sparename no. just someone who is amazed at your style and ferocity.
 sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?
Image 262598   08-16-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
338
 
Image 262597   08-16-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
431
 
 FabricMan: But Thanos! Balance is restored! Our names are back!
 sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett
Image 262596   08-16-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
520
 
 isosceleswaffle: Sad.
 E. HONDA: Apply directly to the forehead
 BavidDowie: "other duties as assigned"
 UltraBeverly: Looks like a "make work" situation
 dangerkeith3000: He's only a medic to the police.
 WannaBee: @youshall almost a great commenter/upload. If only it was youshallnotpass.
 youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."
 steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs
Image 262595   08-16-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
247
 
 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!
 Scoo: Vegas is a hell of a town
 grizzly: Those are rookie numbers.
 Theimposter: ... when did I download this...
 lecj07: @sparename Only if you're employed as a lumberjack.
 wolfpk: The best restaurant in town is a bar and grill. So prove it was booze not food!
 sparename: It should only be an issue if you bought some women's clothing to hang around in bars
 Whatever: Some month you need that extra lubrication
 dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles
Image 262594   08-16-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
559
 
 Not A Bot: i knew it! yoda died from having an ewok infection!
 a robot: I'm so happy everyone's usernames are back to normal and I don't have to feel crazy anymore!! At least not about that
Image 262593   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
294
 
 Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK nut: "Year of the boar"
 foreversmug: A Baronet Turkey Hoof
 Teechur: A Beaker of Horny Tout
 WannaBee: A booty of keen Arthur.
 Robespierre: Desolation of North Korea
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 262592   08-16-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
369
 
 Prostata: pupper is pooped
 Air Biscuit: @NO JOKES but then youd have to carry him back.
Image 262591   08-16-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
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