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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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9. Side Boob
10. Dr Awkward



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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 2490 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2210 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. amputator: 1421 points
15. beyardo: 1415 points
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 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!
 Scoo: Vegas is a hell of a town
 grizzly: Those are rookie numbers.
 Theimposter: ... when did I download this...
 lecj07: @sparename Only if you're employed as a lumberjack.
 wolfpk: The best restaurant in town is a bar and grill. So prove it was booze not food!
 sparename: It should only be an issue if you bought some women's clothing to hang around in bars
 Whatever: Some month you need that extra lubrication
 dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles
Image 262594   08-16-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
559
 
 Not A Bot: i knew it! yoda died from having an ewok infection!
 a robot: I'm so happy everyone's usernames are back to normal and I don't have to feel crazy anymore!! At least not about that
Image 262593   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
294
 
 Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK nut: "Year of the boar"
 foreversmug: A Baronet Turkey Hoof
 Teechur: A Beaker of Horny Tout
 WannaBee: A booty of keen Arthur.
 Robespierre: Desolation of North Korea
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 262592   08-16-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
369
 
 Prostata: pupper is pooped
 Air Biscuit: @NO JOKES but then youd have to carry him back.
Image 262591   08-16-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
561
 
 a robot: Move it closer, you monster!
 dobbiesdoogs: such warm
Image 262590   08-16-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
306
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, it was like this... One of the cushions spontaneously exploded, so we had to tidy it up or you'd blame us. But that broke the vase, which soaked the homework, so we were waving it around to dry it and it just broke. So we tried to put it back together to glue it up, but we haven't got thumbs, and ... I've heard worse excuses from children.
 Science: I am familiar with this tableaux
 Whatever: We finally finished your homework! Now can we please play?
Image 262589   08-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
474
 
 lecj07: She have class.
Image 262588   08-16-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
323
 
 Kevin II: McDonald's slogans that would be funny in relation to this shirt 1. Look for the golden arches. 2. Real good, and still only 15 cents. 3. Let's eat out! 4. Get down with something good. 5. It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's. 6. It's what I eat and what I do. 7. Gimme that Filet O Fish. 8. A whole new way to love McDonald's
 VeeKay: Plot twist? Cease and desist court order
 VeeKay: Texan norm
 Christina: She must be shortsighted.
 dangerkeith3000: X rated? That's PG-13 at worst.
 Spazstatic: But why is that shirt sold in elementary school student sizes?
 Whatever: And this is why my old lady sent me to school with a button up shirt, so I had a pocket to safely hold my pack of cigarettes...
 Peter Pantsless: I think a real McDonald's shirt would actually be even more embarrassing
Image 262587   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
437
 
 BavidDowie: Silly Filly
 dangerkeith3000: I like the quality of this picture.
 Joseph: Mlemlem.
Image 262586   08-16-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
446
 
 wolfpk: Dog: My instincts are saying to eat it. Common sense says this gig is to cushy to risk losing!
 Peter Pantsless: This soft dog is too fast.
Image 262585   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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