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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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 Mr Bleak: Well, it was like this... One of the cushions spontaneously exploded, so we had to tidy it up or you'd blame us. But that broke the vase, which soaked the homework, so we were waving it around to dry it and it just broke. So we tried to put it back together to glue it up, but we haven't got thumbs, and ... I've heard worse excuses from children.
 Science: I am familiar with this tableaux
 Whatever: We finally finished your homework! Now can we please play?
Image 262589   08-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
 lecj07: She have class.
Image 262588   08-16-18   Uploaded by    silver
 Kevin II: McDonald's slogans that would be funny in relation to this shirt 1. Look for the golden arches. 2. Real good, and still only 15 cents. 3. Let's eat out! 4. Get down with something good. 5. It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's. 6. It's what I eat and what I do. 7. Gimme that Filet O Fish. 8. A whole new way to love McDonald's
 VeeKay: Plot twist? Cease and desist court order
 VeeKay: Texan norm
 Christina: She must be shortsighted.
 dangerkeith3000: X rated? That's PG-13 at worst.
 Spazstatic: But why is that shirt sold in elementary school student sizes?
 Whatever: And this is why my old lady sent me to school with a button up shirt, so I had a pocket to safely hold my pack of cigarettes...
 Peter Pantsless: I think a real McDonald's shirt would actually be even more embarrassing
Image 262587   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
 BavidDowie: Silly Filly
 dangerkeith3000: I like the quality of this picture.
 Joseph: Mlemlem.
Image 262586   08-16-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
 wolfpk: Dog: My instincts are saying to eat it. Common sense says this gig is to cushy to risk losing!
 Peter Pantsless: This soft dog is too fast.
Image 262585   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 Mr Bleak: If it's Bud Lite, it is pee.
 dangerkeith3000: @WannaBee I just went to the website. I think they actually use vaginal bacteria that reacts to normal yeast...but it still wasn't pleasant reading while eating!
 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 there's actually a beer brewed from a woman's yeast called Bottled Instinct. What a time to be alive!
 dangerkeith3000: I knew a girl who did dome "things" with a beer bottle and wound up with a yeast infection.
 tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious
 Solemn: And it's made of rotting wheat, too!
Image 262584   08-16-18   Uploaded by    sumo
 VeeKay: My kitten, Bubbles
 Robespierre: Tissue, please...
 Whatever: Dealing with a catnip hangover I see
 Not A Bot: It's funny to me that she has to bend at the knees at little for this photo because the awkward size of the costume is inappropriate for the size and shape of the room.
 Solemn: Anime logic states that until you have a snot bubble, you're not really asleep.
 Zarathustra: Zoom in to see what u gotta see.
Image 262583   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know what this is, but I want to watch it.
 Solemn: Didn't know the X-Men premiered the man-boob window. Guess you learn something new every day.
Image 262582   08-16-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 a robot: The real question is, why did they let a three year old park the car in the first place?
 Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?
Image 262581   08-16-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
 entropy: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday
 hajjpodge: You're hired.
Image 262580   08-16-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
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