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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
398
 
 Winterneuro: @trelyate there is a tv show with this name, but it aint about these guys...
 trelyate: not sure if this is real or satire
 Theimposter: They do merc work for the Crimson Permanent Assurance.
 Winterneuro: Bah-ston in the background. Go Sox!
 WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.
 Annoying Vegan : Right after Accounting Adventures!
Image 262565   08-15-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
651
 
 Knice: Thank you.
Image 262564   08-15-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
486
 
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Image 262563   08-15-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
395
 
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Image 262562   08-15-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
613
 
 arcticfox12x: ooooooold
 lecj07: The cure for all of life's blues.
 BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm
 Scoo: For me and my FRAMDT GARPARPLE!
 Knice: Never mind...
Image 262561   08-15-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
385
 
 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.
 antipatterns: Your personality is wrong. Take the brain pills and get back to work.
 wolfpk: @jochenau Of courses you should stop your meds and seeing a psychiatrist! Are you saying that Tom Cruise is wrong! (Ignore the vids of him flipping out during an interviews)
 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"
 WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"
 Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.
 Kaviri: This is not a thing. If you've ever worked with someone in this situation, you make sure they're back on their meds as soon as humanly possible. For everyone's sake.
 jochenau: I knew an anti-intellectual type who thought he could be an expert just by doing his own research on things. He treated me to lunch once so he could tell me that, based on a book he read, I should stop taking my meds and seeing the psychiatrist, because they were actually making me worse. He was a smart guy and he was genuinely worried for me, but still, you just can't do that.
 Hyphae: ... except that you are having a manic episode and now you are too positive, and you started 3 businesses, and maxed out all your credit cards, and you can just catch up on whatever sleep you are missing out on next month, and you can definitely represent yourself in court tomorrow, and- excuse me but I must go on my third jog of the day now-
 Nope: its almost like mental health still has a huge stigma and misunderstanding around it
 Teechur: Her shirt is mislabeled. It should say "boob." "asshole" should be on the back of her pants.
 Yam: When you've been clinically diagnosed with OCD and people are like "Oh yeah, me too! I'm such a neat freak"
Image 262560   08-15-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
366
 
 Kaviri: Eeyore.
Image 262559   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
381
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ
 Bluetocracy: YOLO
 jazzjunkie: Words to live by.
 Knice: When you're young, you eat whatever's there because hunger blows. When you're older, you eat whatever's about to go bad, because dad. I'm not excited for what's next.
Image 262558   08-15-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"
 Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.
 Kaviri: Liquids are a perfect task for bread knives, because they do not cut through anything else. The best thing to do with a pairing knife, is to throw it away.
Image 262557   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
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 WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.
 Knice: Please brush that cat.
Image 262556   08-15-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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