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267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268189  FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Your posts dont contain one crucial thing: Proof that your ideas work. Im not talking about social programs. Theres plenty of proof they work. Show me a communist / socialist government where people are better off than they are under a capitalist system. More to the point, show me a system that abolishes private property (remember thats what the argument is about) and still allows people liberty and self determination.

268195  FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!

268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.
 antipatterns: Your personality is wrong. Take the brain pills and get back to work.
 wolfpk: @jochenau Of courses you should stop your meds and seeing a psychiatrist! Are you saying that Tom Cruise is wrong! (Ignore the vids of him flipping out during an interviews)
 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"
 WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"
 Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.
 Kaviri: This is not a thing. If you've ever worked with someone in this situation, you make sure they're back on their meds as soon as humanly possible. For everyone's sake.
 jochenau: I knew an anti-intellectual type who thought he could be an expert just by doing his own research on things. He treated me to lunch once so he could tell me that, based on a book he read, I should stop taking my meds and seeing the psychiatrist, because they were actually making me worse. He was a smart guy and he was genuinely worried for me, but still, you just can't do that.
 Hyphae: ... except that you are having a manic episode and now you are too positive, and you started 3 businesses, and maxed out all your credit cards, and you can just catch up on whatever sleep you are missing out on next month, and you can definitely represent yourself in court tomorrow, and- excuse me but I must go on my third jog of the day now-
 Nope: its almost like mental health still has a huge stigma and misunderstanding around it
 Teechur: Her shirt is mislabeled. It should say "boob." "asshole" should be on the back of her pants.
 Yam: When you've been clinically diagnosed with OCD and people are like "Oh yeah, me too! I'm such a neat freak"
Image 262560   08-15-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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 Kaviri: Eeyore.
Image 262559   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ
 Bluetocracy: YOLO
 jazzjunkie: Words to live by.
 Knice: When you're young, you eat whatever's there because hunger blows. When you're older, you eat whatever's about to go bad, because dad. I'm not excited for what's next.
Image 262558   08-15-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"
 Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.
 Kaviri: Liquids are a perfect task for bread knives, because they do not cut through anything else. The best thing to do with a pairing knife, is to throw it away.
Image 262557   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
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 WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.
 Knice: Please brush that cat.
Image 262556   08-15-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
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 Knice: Or bought himself matching swimming shorts.
 addend: Borkf shorts.
 apoxia: Correct use of pants. The dog also.
Image 262555   08-15-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
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 WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.
 Kaviri: Please feed this dog.
 Hyphae: @Creft Plungus I like your version much better
 Skinr: Someone shopped this; the original caption said "bilingual".
 arcticfox12x: he looks like it
Image 262554   08-15-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
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COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 262553   08-15-18   Uploaded by    A duck
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 Peach: What on earth is up with these usernames?
 Scoo: And you're not a Scientist
 fanny: you had enough to buy that stupid shirt
 Mr. Whiskers: But thats the exact opposite!
 addend: Not all capes heroes wear.
 addend: *were.
Image 262552   08-15-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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 Stumpwiz: Signs of high maintenance.
 Zarathustra: Living with a girl.jpg
 apoxia: I know a lot of women really really like makeup, but honestly that seems a bit much (coming from someone whose entire make-up regime is a bit of eyeshadow).
 addend: "Just be yourself".
Image 262551   08-15-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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