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268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

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1. MrBoffo
2. VeeKay
3. Not A Bot
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5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. ignatz
8. Annoying Vegan
9. Shay
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (725 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (701 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3363 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2309 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2264 points
 5. Shay: 1920 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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Score:
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 mexican: @Reld Plemumple Charisma is getting away with it.
 dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.
 FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs
 Zarathustra: @Flarbo Cremomple you can expect comment with the same template about your comment too.
 Christina: Intelligence is not spoiling a majestic landscape image with words of supposed wisdom.
Image 262498   08-15-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
457
 
 Mad Collager: Aw Braille No!
 ignatz: Private comment do not read
 dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.
Image 262497   08-15-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
465
 
 Side Boob: @fanny Nice UHF reference :P
 fanny: *Conan the Librarian busts in* DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!
 Uncle Phil: @Trold Brongo Gross
 dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.
 Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type
Image 262496   08-15-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
329
 
 BavidDowie: When someone says they boop you
Image 262495   08-15-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
264
 
 flowers: As long as it works, I don't mind
 dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.
 Coolguy: Sleepee?
 sparename: "*Melts belly fat SOOOOO fast that you don't even have time to brush your hair"
Image 262494   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
1326
 
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob "Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pt, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam"
 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN
 dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!
 dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.
 FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!
 Amy Housewine: why is the can of spam saying 'can'
 Shay: @Ruwn Plemumbies Great boobies honey! My hovercraft is full of eels!
 bug: I just realized that I have no idea which comments are from @Not a Bot.
 Side Boob: "Bloody Vikings! Shut up!"
 Peter Pantsless: I already own this
Image 262493   08-15-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: Not Spam
 Dresdenkeogh: @Flompo Gromple I'm on the internet, and now I know you're a dog
Image 262492   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
543
 
 dangerkeith3000: Oh yeah baby!
 Dresdenkeogh: *tinny-teeny-tiny godzilla screech*
Image 262491   08-15-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
164
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Also it's very white.
 dangerkeith3000: Bob Ross, you saint of a man.
Image 262490   08-15-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
517
 
 Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.
 Robespierre: When we lived in SF, a client of mine had The Cat, much like this. Rarely seen, many wondered if she even actually existed. We were over one evening, having drinks in the salon after dinner, when The Cat slowly and deliberately started stalking in a crouch beneath the wide archway separating the salon from the dining room. Someone whispered "look" and the room went silent, with everyone looking at The Cat. Upon reaching the center of the archway The Cat froze, flattened its ears, turned toward us, and hissed. She then turned away, her ears raised, and she continued in her crouched slink until she was out of sight again.
 dangerkeith3000: "Your cat died while I was house sitting, but don't worry, I got him stuffed!"
Image 262489   08-15-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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