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268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. MrBoffo
2. a robot
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. Knice
6. Annoying Vegan
7. VeeKay
8. ignatz
9. Side Boob
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bad tony uploaded 268318 (1073 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (1005 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (874 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 4770 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3289 points
 3. Side Boob: 2490 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2237 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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457
 
 Mad Collager: Aw Braille No!
 ignatz: Private comment do not read
 dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.
Image 262497   08-15-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
465
 
 Side Boob: @fanny Nice UHF reference :P
 fanny: *Conan the Librarian busts in* DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!
 Uncle Phil: @Trold Brongo Gross
 dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.
 Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type
Image 262496   08-15-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
329
 
 BavidDowie: When someone says they boop you
Image 262495   08-15-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
264
 
 flowers: As long as it works, I don't mind
 dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.
 Coolguy: Sleepee?
 sparename: "*Melts belly fat SOOOOO fast that you don't even have time to brush your hair"
Image 262494   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
1326
 
 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob "Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pt, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam"
 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN
 dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!
 dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.
 FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!
 Amy Housewine: why is the can of spam saying 'can'
 Shay: @Ruwn Plemumbies Great boobies honey! My hovercraft is full of eels!
 bug: I just realized that I have no idea which comments are from @Not a Bot.
 Side Boob: "Bloody Vikings! Shut up!"
 Peter Pantsless: I already own this
Image 262493   08-15-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: Not Spam
 Dresdenkeogh: @Flompo Gromple I'm on the internet, and now I know you're a dog
Image 262492   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
543
 
 dangerkeith3000: Oh yeah baby!
 Dresdenkeogh: *tinny-teeny-tiny godzilla screech*
Image 262491   08-15-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
164
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Also it's very white.
 dangerkeith3000: Bob Ross, you saint of a man.
Image 262490   08-15-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
517
 
 Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.
 Robespierre: When we lived in SF, a client of mine had The Cat, much like this. Rarely seen, many wondered if she even actually existed. We were over one evening, having drinks in the salon after dinner, when The Cat slowly and deliberately started stalking in a crouch beneath the wide archway separating the salon from the dining room. Someone whispered "look" and the room went silent, with everyone looking at The Cat. Upon reaching the center of the archway The Cat froze, flattened its ears, turned toward us, and hissed. She then turned away, her ears raised, and she continued in her crouched slink until she was out of sight again.
 dangerkeith3000: "Your cat died while I was house sitting, but don't worry, I got him stuffed!"
Image 262489   08-15-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
264
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename Simple solution: buy slippers and carpets.
 FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?
 dangerkeith3000: How many people googled the word to see if it were real?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Daft Flumopert the fear of being chased around by Timberwolves on a freshly waxed floor? I too know this fear.
 sparename: I am more concerned about my Luposlipaphobia
 bug: It's not a phobia if it's legitimate.
Image 262488   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
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