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269166  bug: I wish to play with the large friendly dog.

269168  fanny: we took in a stray kitten last week :) pic to follow pending nancy's approval

269171  fanny: this live nativity is weird

269102  savvoy: I steal its breath while it sleeps

269174  fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(

269174  bug: Where's the ring?

269178  Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?

269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269111 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.



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Score:
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 trelyate: @Troft Drumongo I also had a cat that looked like that growing up
 fanny: aww, another kitty that looks like my famous did. thanks for the saddness, spaceship.
 Robespierre: Berber basking
Image 262447   08-15-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
464
 
 chemical: Drive in movie screen with 35 by 4 aspect ratio
 sparename: "Nobody will be SAD by (Seasonal Affective Dis)-Order of the Goverment"
 smusher: Shit, that's depressing
 Robespierre: Sunrise of North Korea
 jochenau: #' The sun'll come out / next summer / Bet your bottom dollar that next summer / there'll be sun '#
 Mr. Whiskers: Fixed it
 Peter Pantsless: They had to pay a guy to keep scraping Wile E. Coyote off of it
Image 262446   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
370
 
 Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!
Image 262445   08-15-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
241
 
 antipatterns: poor tekker
 WTF: When they announce your opponent as "The Anal Intruder"
 SuedeOxford: HBK's Cozy Ass should have been my AG handle.
 KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well
 Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)
Image 262444   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
225
 
 Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra
Image 262443   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
175
 
 Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit
Image 262442   08-15-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
359
 
 Staida: That wood is so metal
 Christina: I would.
 WTF: I got it!
 Air Biscuit: @Dengo Plomple i think your metal work is a bit woody.
 Teechur: @Mirbo Cremungo @Frong Cremongus I think you're both out of practice. Your name game is still wonky today.
Image 262441   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
215
 
 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.
 Christina: I prefer using silverware and eating like a lady.
 dangerkeith3000: @Pulm Rempuble That's what SHE said.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think that will fit in my mouth.
 antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us
 Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.
 Sandor: Where's the salad, then?
 Mr. Butt: 30 Burger's Halfway Inn.
 Peter Pantsless: Must not have much faith in the flavor
 SuedeOxford: I got cholesterol from looking at this.
 Robespierre: How about NO?
Image 262440   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
333
 
 Christina: @Merm Plemongus You are the voice of your own reason. And nobody cares about it.
 Christina: @Vango Grongo I'm the voice of reason.
 Christina: @Pumpo Drumongus Who are you to tell us what to do?
 Christina: @Trold Grongo Stop calling owls hooters. It is not funny anymore.
 Christina: That's a nice hooter.
 Robespierre: In all those familiar places
 Mr. Whiskers: Owl be seeing you
Image 262439   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
193
 
 shark: @Guld Plemoble I was just about to post that
 Science: @Buld Cremuble: Depends on the woman.
 dangerkeith3000: Some University did a test like this back in the 90's I think it was. And they did find out men's underwear contains all three. Not in significant quantities for medical samples but still. Women's underwear was the same, but no sperm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Sounds more like fun-derwear
 PenguinBartender: Bill Paxton did it better in Predator 2.
Image 262438   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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