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268768  charlemagne: never trust any foodstuff that asks you to eat it

268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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11. wordjones: 1506 points
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Score:
241
 
 antipatterns: poor tekker
 WTF: When they announce your opponent as "The Anal Intruder"
 SuedeOxford: HBK's Cozy Ass should have been my AG handle.
 KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well
 Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)
Image 262444   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
225
 
 Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra
Image 262443   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
175
 
 Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit
Image 262442   08-15-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
359
 
 Staida: That wood is so metal
 Christina: I would.
 WTF: I got it!
 Air Biscuit: @Dengo Plomple i think your metal work is a bit woody.
 Teechur: @Mirbo Cremungo @Frong Cremongus I think you're both out of practice. Your name game is still wonky today.
Image 262441   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
215
 
 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.
 Christina: I prefer using silverware and eating like a lady.
 dangerkeith3000: @Pulm Rempuble That's what SHE said.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think that will fit in my mouth.
 antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us
 Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.
 Sandor: Where's the salad, then?
 Mr. Butt: 30 Burger's Halfway Inn.
 Peter Pantsless: Must not have much faith in the flavor
 SuedeOxford: I got cholesterol from looking at this.
 Robespierre: How about NO?
Image 262440   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
333
 
 Christina: @Merm Plemongus You are the voice of your own reason. And nobody cares about it.
 Christina: @Vango Grongo I'm the voice of reason.
 Christina: @Pumpo Drumongus Who are you to tell us what to do?
 Christina: @Trold Grongo Stop calling owls hooters. It is not funny anymore.
 Christina: That's a nice hooter.
 Robespierre: In all those familiar places
 Mr. Whiskers: Owl be seeing you
Image 262439   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
193
 
 shark: @Guld Plemoble I was just about to post that
 Science: @Buld Cremuble: Depends on the woman.
 dangerkeith3000: Some University did a test like this back in the 90's I think it was. And they did find out men's underwear contains all three. Not in significant quantities for medical samples but still. Women's underwear was the same, but no sperm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Sounds more like fun-derwear
 PenguinBartender: Bill Paxton did it better in Predator 2.
Image 262438   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
375
 
 Jabberwikket: @Flerbo Flungo what name swap ?
 Robespierre: Jayne, stahp dis ting!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if the name swap is an experiment.
Image 262437   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
353
 
 gulpeg: When the officer arrived, he discovered that the four men had made an igloo and were smoking marijuana in it
Image 262436   08-15-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
515
 
 lebron: @Rorb Drumomple There's a story about Motley Crue performing in Germany and the crowd chanting "Mortley Crueh! Mortley Crueh!"
 petunias: Daddy would you like some sausage
 dangerkeith3000: You know umlauts change the sound/meaning of a word right? The Norwegians and Danes are already fucking pissed at what Twenty One Pilots have done with their O-slash.
 Robespierre: Overindulgence detected
 VoR: I suggest portion control...aaahah dont scratch meeee!
Image 262435   08-15-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
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