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269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

269153  Not A Bot: Girl on the pole experiencing the most embarrassing Christmas Story double dog dare reenactment

269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

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3. tib gubb
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7. Teechur
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9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit



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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Troll uploaded 268980 (700 points)
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eevee uploaded 268838 (689 points)


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 6. beyardo: 1834 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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Score:
215
 
 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.
 Christina: I prefer using silverware and eating like a lady.
 dangerkeith3000: @Pulm Rempuble That's what SHE said.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think that will fit in my mouth.
 antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us
 Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.
 Sandor: Where's the salad, then?
 Mr. Butt: 30 Burger's Halfway Inn.
 Peter Pantsless: Must not have much faith in the flavor
 SuedeOxford: I got cholesterol from looking at this.
 Robespierre: How about NO?
Image 262440   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
333
 
 Christina: @Merm Plemongus You are the voice of your own reason. And nobody cares about it.
 Christina: @Vango Grongo I'm the voice of reason.
 Christina: @Pumpo Drumongus Who are you to tell us what to do?
 Christina: @Trold Grongo Stop calling owls hooters. It is not funny anymore.
 Christina: That's a nice hooter.
 Robespierre: In all those familiar places
 Mr. Whiskers: Owl be seeing you
Image 262439   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
193
 
 shark: @Guld Plemoble I was just about to post that
 Science: @Buld Cremuble: Depends on the woman.
 dangerkeith3000: Some University did a test like this back in the 90's I think it was. And they did find out men's underwear contains all three. Not in significant quantities for medical samples but still. Women's underwear was the same, but no sperm.
 Mr. Whiskers: Sounds more like fun-derwear
 PenguinBartender: Bill Paxton did it better in Predator 2.
Image 262438   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
375
 
 Jabberwikket: @Flerbo Flungo what name swap ?
 Robespierre: Jayne, stahp dis ting!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wonder if the name swap is an experiment.
Image 262437   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
353
 
 gulpeg: When the officer arrived, he discovered that the four men had made an igloo and were smoking marijuana in it
Image 262436   08-15-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
515
 
 lebron: @Rorb Drumomple There's a story about Motley Crue performing in Germany and the crowd chanting "Mortley Crueh! Mortley Crueh!"
 petunias: Daddy would you like some sausage
 dangerkeith3000: You know umlauts change the sound/meaning of a word right? The Norwegians and Danes are already fucking pissed at what Twenty One Pilots have done with their O-slash.
 Robespierre: Overindulgence detected
 VoR: I suggest portion control...aaahah dont scratch meeee!
Image 262435   08-15-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
252
 
 dangerkeith3000: I hope this is what I secretly wish it is.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i hope this isnt what i secretly wish it is.
 VoR: Smells like dog food
Image 262434   08-15-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
499
 
 Big Beagler: It's the Steve Oedekerk Olympics! The Oedelympics!
 dangerkeith3000: On your mark. Ready, Set, TOE!
 WannaBee: It's the thumb guys from Spy Kids.
 VoR: No1. has a sprained uh "wrist"?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: wait wait wait. wait! i wanna see how this plays out.
 franktank: I actually used to do this with my fingers when I was in school.
 Bad Dad: Knuckleheads
 Larp Belb: These guys excel in track and feel.
Image 262433   08-15-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
490
 
 sandwiches: Sleeping beneath the stars is for beginners. They sleep on top of the stars
 Robespierre: Cats ... on SPAAAAAAACE!
 Sthenolaidas: @Perm Plemungo Amazon! I got mine for 35$ but there are others for 100$ do not be fooled Also they got other space patterns, have fun
Image 262432   08-15-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
515
 
 VoR: Doesn't even fits!
 Side Boob: Fluffy is sick of your shit.
Image 262431   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
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