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269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.


269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

269158  Not A Bot: I suspect this to be an elaboate ruse to gain street cred on YouTube.

269162  Knice: That username!

269165  ignatz: Shitoflopped.

269071  Passive: God is watching you touch yourself

269074  Passive: Hello

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2. VeeKay
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9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

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10. MrBoffo: 1640 points
11. poetrysucks: 1599 points
12. blablabla: 1464 points
13. glowstick: 1449 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. wolfskin: 1440 points
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 BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"
 trelyate: it looks like a Numel
 sparenamelaptopdied: Some things I consciously don't want to know and this isn't one of them
 TurkeyVultureTed: Baby camel has wheels instead of legs.
 Mr. Shine: He looks like he needs help.
 Zarathustra: What if I weren't wondering.
Image 262356   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
 Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms
 Mr. Whiskers: Some gnome doesnt have anything to sit on
 wolfpk: Are those psychedelic mushrooms? If so, that boy is in for hell of a mind trip! !
 savvoy: Local boy murders entire fungi family
 Lantry: @Flert Flumoble it changes every time you load the page
 Lantry: I haven't seen my username yet, but whatever it is will be the new scientific name for these mushrooms
 Robespierre: Who's 'shroomin' who?
 Mr. Shine: What a Fun Gi!
Image 262355   08-14-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Stumpwiz: Stigmata.
 Air Biscuit: Happy 30th birthday logan!
Image 262354   08-14-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 addend: "Looks like I'd fits, but how to sits?"
 Teechur: Catto is staring at your username like, "Whuuut?"
Image 262353   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies
 Air Biscuit: @Vople Brumple regulate it for tax revenue!
 Mr. Shine: Legalize love!
Image 262352   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
 Solemn: You lost the game to hide your name, David Lee.
Image 262351   08-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Dial "M" for ... MEOW
 Sandor: Such fantastic whiskers
Image 262350   08-14-18   Uploaded by    namename
 Warrax: I thought it was two people.
 Teechur: @Dirb Plemopert You aren't anymore!
 fanny: dude's like "Why am I Rumple Morge all of a sudden?"
 Solemn: But that leg illusion, though!
 dangerkeith3000: Does he shave them?
 Robespierre: To be fair, he looks a right prat, though.
Image 262349   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
 Shay: It was the cat that broken Friendly Spaceship!!!!
 Robespierre: KFC has announced that Your Cat will be the next to portray Colonel Sanders in their television advertisements, and it's easy to see why!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: WRONG!!! that is obviously a thoughtless asshole. im a scientist.
Image 262348   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Mr Bleak: I'm just glad "Big Boy" wasn't drawn as a "Big Boy" if you get my drift.
 Prostata: this is a sex thing, right?
 Air Biscuit: I welcome this new season of attack of the killer tomatos.
 fanny: thanks AG for new names I can yell out during sex
 Robespierre: I ain't eatin' none ov 'em
Image 262347   08-14-18   Uploaded by    nathan
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