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273378  Yam: Beautiful lady, beautiful dog.

273378  Side Boob: They seem nice.

273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

273366  Air Biscuit: Ive had this happen a few times. Random cats would jump into my car as soon as i open the door and just sit on the floor of the passenger seat.

273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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Score:
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 Zarathustra: A lot of dogs.
Image 262308   08-14-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
441
 
 dangerkeith3000: I have no mouth but ice cream.
 San DoDo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIscream plz
 Warrax: I scream, you scream, the ice cream screams in existential terror.
 Solemn: I always read 'pls' as 'pulls'.
Image 262307   08-14-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
370
 
 wolfpk: My internet provider was bragging about how they were going to make download and streaming so much faster. My first thuoght was, "those assholes have probably put in software to decrease resolution!" I was right!
 WTF: FIUUUM!
Image 262306   08-14-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
464
 
 isosceleswaffle: *boops eternally*
 Urn BooUrn: *boops monitor*
 Side Boob: *Boops externally*
 Alaskan: *boops internally*
Image 262305   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
557
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's a baby monkey!
 PenguinBartender: @VeeKay Microboop
 Amiga 1000: *boops intensify*
Image 262304   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
376
 
 Eleftheros: @Vorm Plemongo wait no I'm high the names all just changed.
 Eleftheros: All of my comments on this were deleted? It was just recommending a book about this guy's experience hacking, being caught hacking, and then being hired as a high-contract security contractor. Delete the photo if lock picking and hacking is taboo here.
 Yam: @booger Generally in NA picks are between 0.020"-0.025", but even 0.015" and below are sometimes used. Doesn't take much
 Mr. Shine: Kevin Freaking Mitnick. RAD.
 Eleftheros: @booger they're spring steel IIRC, about as thick as standard picks.
 Eleftheros: For those of you who love hacking and hacking-related japery, Mitnick's book Ghost In The Wires is incredible.
Image 262303   08-14-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
110
 
 dangerkeith3000: I ignore texts when it has shorthand in it I don't understand. I'm not looking up something on urban dictionary just because you ignore the phone's autospell option.
Image 262302   08-14-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
664
 
 dangerkeith3000: Where is she now?
 Christina: The resemblance is startling.
 Side Boob: :chloe:
Image 262301   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
157
 
 Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...
 Robespierre: Bodice ripping at its finest
 dangerkeith3000: Murse Mo at your cervix.
Image 262300   08-14-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
418
 
 Staida: Warning label placed on hideous spoiler by eBay seller letting him know about the depreciation he would suffer on his FRS/BRZ by installing it.
 SuedeOxford: This means he's no longer hellaflush with cash?
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert.
Image 262299   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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