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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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10. Dr Awkward

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. amputator: 1421 points
15. beyardo: 1415 points
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 Springbok: Where's the other 60% of that dog?
 WannaBee: Roll over Beethoven!
Image 262289   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
 Robespierre: Har.
 bug: Hurry the fuck up already then.
 Side Boob: Considering it was only banned for upsetting tobacco farmers, it's about goddam time.
 dangerkeith3000: *slow clap*
Image 262288   08-14-18   Uploaded by    berlin
 PenguinBartender: Dainty AF
Image 262287   08-14-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 dangerkeith3000: Where's the stupid grizzly bear?! Oh...there she is.
 Air Biscuit: She stole the north face logo!
 PenguinBartender: re-reads @WTF 's comment, hangs head in shame.
 PenguinBartender: THERE'S WALDO!
 WannaBee: @WTF and a fake beard.
 WTF: Just because you aren't wearing your stocking cap doesn't mean I won't find you.
Image 262286   08-14-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 Scoo: Assess manholes erryday
 Warrax: Oh yea, this some good manhole right here. Ungh.
 addend: Sweet gig.
 Teechur: Manasses holesor
 dangerkeith3000: Man grandpa was a manhole assessor.
 WTF: Asshole Manessor
 sparename: "Caution - Men Working At Rear"
 Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.
Image 262285   08-14-18   Uploaded by    afroking
 eykei: this made me vote rad @toad
 Mr Bleak: Strap in kid - this is gonna get bumpy!
 bug: You call that taking a dump, kid? I'll show you what's up.
 dangerkeith3000: Teach them by example how to use the potty!
Image 262284   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 Scoo: Moving Walkway temporarily Sidewalk, sorry for the convenience
 a sedated moose: Bye bye / I'm on standby / According to the work order you signed / I'll be down for some time
 Robespierre: Some day, some way
 dangerkeith3000: Apparently the Port Authority is owned by Comcast.
 Mexico: "Some day" means "when pigs fly."
 Shay: That's realistic.
 wolfpk: *At request of the Health and Human Services.
 WannaBee: Sorry for the convenience.
Image 262283   08-14-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
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Image 262282   08-14-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 bug: Dog's gotta make money son.
 Eleftheros: How is dad's English better than the sons
 dangerkeith3000: The stripper is teaching him proper grammar. He certainly won't learn it at home.
 WTF: Because I wanted him to see Mom at work.
 wolfpk: Now Sabrino says he wants to be with me; I'm a lot more fun!
 Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub
 Zarathustra: Did u see*
Image 262281   08-14-18   Uploaded by    booger
 Side Boob: "We're out of treats!"
Image 262280   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
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