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268201  WTF: It gross me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

268200  Felicity: I never thought of it like that before

268194  Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.

268177  Felicity: "Monsturd"

268177  Felicity: @kayjay Just don't click your heels together while pooing

268201  Knice: Double-chuff [vomit emoji]

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268189  FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Your posts dont contain one crucial thing: Proof that your ideas work. Im not talking about social programs. Theres plenty of proof they work. Show me a communist / socialist government where people are better off than they are under a capitalist system. More to the point, show me a system that abolishes private property (remember thats what the argument is about) and still allows people liberty and self determination.

268195  FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!

268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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Score:
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 Scoo: Assess manholes erryday
 Warrax: Oh yea, this some good manhole right here. Ungh.
 addend: Sweet gig.
 Teechur: Manasses holesor
 dangerkeith3000: Man grandpa was a manhole assessor.
 WTF: Asshole Manessor
 sparename: "Caution - Men Working At Rear"
 Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.
Image 262285   08-14-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
219
 
 eykei: this made me vote rad @toad
 Mr Bleak: Strap in kid - this is gonna get bumpy!
 bug: You call that taking a dump, kid? I'll show you what's up.
 dangerkeith3000: Teach them by example how to use the potty!
Image 262284   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
186
 
 Scoo: Moving Walkway temporarily Sidewalk, sorry for the convenience
 a sedated moose: Bye bye / I'm on standby / According to the work order you signed / I'll be down for some time
 Robespierre: Some day, some way
 dangerkeith3000: Apparently the Port Authority is owned by Comcast.
 Mexico: "Some day" means "when pigs fly."
 Shay: That's realistic.
 wolfpk: *At request of the Health and Human Services.
 WannaBee: Sorry for the convenience.
Image 262283   08-14-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
400
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 262282   08-14-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
567
 
 bug: Dog's gotta make money son.
 Eleftheros: How is dad's English better than the sons
 dangerkeith3000: The stripper is teaching him proper grammar. He certainly won't learn it at home.
 WTF: Because I wanted him to see Mom at work.
 wolfpk: Now Sabrino says he wants to be with me; I'm a lot more fun!
 Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub
 Zarathustra: Did u see*
Image 262281   08-14-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
459
 
 Side Boob: "We're out of treats!"
Image 262280   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
643
 
 VeeKay: Thats a whole lotl of axolotl
 dangerkeith3000: Can you teach me Heptapod B?
 wolfpk: Greetings Earthlings
 Teechur: You axolotl questions
Image 262279   08-14-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
545
 
 Not A Bot: don't forget to cross your Ts
Image 262278   08-14-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
609
 
 Science: On the next episode of MILF Island...
 VoR: I doubt it. I have high standards
 sparename: Situated next to the Eighteen-Hole GILF-Club
Image 262277   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
487
 
 Warrax: Fort Asshole
 robocop: @Teechur @rip odb And they won't get loose and get lost or get hit by a car or get killed by a raccoon
 PenguinBartender: Spot the crazy cat-person house!
 Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.
Image 262276   08-14-18   Uploaded by    chemical
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