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269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.


269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

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 Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r
 Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA
 BavidDowie: MouseRat
 Bill Rye: fuckin Crisp Rat
Image 262242   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 fink: @jochenau dying
 SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn
 ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.
 jochenau: When in Japan, don't stick chopsticks into food like this; this is how the chopsticks are placed in the bowl of rice offered as part of the Japanese funeral rite, and it's inappropriate in any other setting.
Image 262241   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 VeeKay: Noice one Samta
 raditzu: well it's not covered in soot and ash, so i guess it had some action recently
 Hyphae: @Warrax Now, that all depends on just how impressed those guys in the locker room got.
 Warrax: Sure it might impress the guys in the locker room, but you're not getting any action with that thing.
 addend: Same (Laughs... Cries).
 WannaBee: Hail Santa!
 Knice: "Get thee inside me, Satan!"
Image 262240   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Sandor: Pooh runs down hill
Image 262239   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Mr Bleak: @E. HONDA Only half a dead criminal.
 macrocosm: Like a cat, Catman sometimes suddenly decides he has to be in the other room
 Robespierre: Murica 2020: Justice
 wolfpk: Catman: I can't stay in one place very long. I have a bat chasing me. Something about "copyright infringement."
 E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?
 Kaviri: Cocksure as always, eh Catman?
 Yam: Is Cat-man ever going to release his conflict of interest in regards to these men, including the fact they had a very nasty and contentious business relationship?!
Image 262238   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Kaviri: Mine were removed out of shame, as you've pointed out many times you cat-shaped asshole.
Image 262237   08-13-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 Kaviri: Raindrops keep fallin' on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red.
 Knice: I'm the dude on the right. I can practically hear him exclaiming his love for corn.
Image 262236   08-13-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol
 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.
 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?
 Sadbot: I lived in a place where some gormless handyman had hooked up the toilet to hot water. Wasn't so bad in the winter and I didn't pay utilities, so...*shrug*
 addend: Sure, purple is the coolest.
 WannaBee: Hook a bidet up to that bad boy!
 jazzjunkie: This guy knows his Indian food!
 Kaviri: Tonight, on the hot seat.
 Fiveninety: so, the toilet is connected to a hot water line?
 trelyate: must be taco bell night
 jochenau: "What's in the toilet that's 128 degrees?" he asked with much trepidation.
 Knice: Shit's on fire, yo
 Air Biscuit: I want an ir camera.
Image 262235   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Kaviri: In an addendum to his latest findings, scientist now states that jose's patients may be thinner than the thinnest thing in the world, pending further research.
Image 262234   08-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
 Knice: Way back, I had a Sweetheart like this one. I can still feel that heavy *plonk* when she'd drop that big-ass shoebox-head on my knee. I love you still, Prize.
Image 262233   08-13-18   Uploaded by    angry
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