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269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

268985  mwoody: @Warrax It's part of why I love this movie. It indulges in the violent fantasy, but it doesn't flinch or look away until we see ALL of the character. They say the key to a happy ending is knowing when to stop talking; this movie refuses to stop until the true end.

269023  Annoying Vegan : I accept any quest this dog has for me.

269015  Zaxxoff: I am potato. Cheese is Yummilicious.

269032  Gentleman: I love her baby too.

268992  Dr. Bathroom: Well, if it's for charity...

268997  Eleftheros: Bills Nye the debt guy, Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

269025  Peter Pantsless: If this umbrella's rockin'...

269018  Not A Bot: I'll warn you, if you do it she gets all the everything.

269020  FabricMan: Being "too poor" just means the thief can steal what little you do have without repercussions.

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2. VeeKay
3. Not A Bot
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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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jadensmith uploaded 268893 (690 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (688 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
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 3. Sydney: 1892 points
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 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
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 8. Shay: 1761 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1528 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1390 points
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 rip odb: @Apple IIe for real?
 Apple IIe: Im dead @jazzjunkie
 jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.
 Side Boob: Trudy is a cutie!
Image 262116   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
387
 
 sir toke a lot: Rad for good timing in the word balloons, and the delayed shock is funny. Bad for lazy Robot Chicken style comedy where the joke is that it's something from our childhood but now it's violent and terrible. Rad and bad cancel out this time
 VeeKay: Still porking her tho
 dangerkeith3000: Miss Piggy was annoying af.
 Butcherboy: I approve of this
Image 262115   08-13-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
351
 
 Robespierre: "A bingo stole my schnauzie!"
 Teechur: @Teechur sorry for the bad trip #262130
 Teechur: Return trip #262230
 Teechur: He looks like a very short Sasquatch with tiny arms.
 WannaBee: And Bingo was his name-o!
 dangerkeith3000: Up
Image 262114   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
344
 
 cakefizzle: "Fist my ass" should have been a sitcom character's catchphrase. "Well, fist my ass!"
 FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 The Walking Kinda Funny...
 dangerkeith3000: Now the plot to The Walking Dead: The Porno is spoiled!
Image 262113   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
240
 
 a robot: @a sedated moose @Side Boob Some kind of Reddit comment-bot, at least in this case tinyurl.com/…
 a sedated moose: @Side Boob I have been wondering that myself!
 Side Boob: Who the fuck are these people that post like they have knowledge of the picture, but aren't the uploader?
Image 262112   08-13-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
210
 
 trelyate: gotta gig fast
 mexican: @breadtoaster Newspeak really will be how we communicate in the future won't it.
 sparename: "MIPS so horny!"
 Peter Pantsless: Box is way too small. 5/10
Image 262111   08-13-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
682
 
 Teechur: And thank you, @psyops for a much-needed chuckle before skool starts up this week!
 Teechur: I came. I saw. I concurred! After 26 years, I have the fame. Only 26 more years, and I should have the money!
 tiffany: got to grade those semester finals, got to turn in those SATs
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Money, fame? A Jedi craves not these things
 Mister Beef: *munny
Image 262110   08-13-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
236
 
 VeeKay: Century eggs. Yeurgh
 White Rice: Surprise: duck eggs.
 dangerkeith3000: Ewww....fertilized eggs...
 addend: This yolk cracked me up.
 sparename: " # I feel like chickens-to-be, Like chickens-to-be... # "
Image 262109   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
331
 
 SuedeOxford: Some sort of textile crustacean is attempting to befriend that fuzzy dog.
Image 262108   08-13-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
102
 
 robocop: No heartbeat, you fork
 SuedeOxford: @Butcherboy Take a few hostages at a hotel and they could be both
 Teechur: Betray a Futon Hooker
 WannaBee: Robot ate her fun, okay?
 Knice: The body language says it all. :-(
 Side Boob: You can always tell how 'effective' an army is by the amount of gold braid on their dress uniform.
 Side Boob: autobahn refer Tokyo
 raditzu: Eh, sexy lady --- Eh, sexy lady ---
 Butcherboy: Are those soldiers or hotel door openers
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 262107   08-13-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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