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273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."



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 Oober: @dangerkeith3000 Ah! Thank you! My best guess would have been Michael Chiklis
 addend: # Saaaiiiling... #
 Micro Jackson: Well, have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity Christopher Cross. He looks like BOTH dudes from Tenacious D.
 Paint Chips: Who is this?
 grizzly: He almost looks like Jack.
Image 261659   08-10-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
724
 
 a robot: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LONG NECKED BASTARD
Image 261658   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
501
 
 wolfpk: An Alien ship is about to land.
 bug: That's where you find the final boss' castle.
Image 261657   08-10-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
388
 
 Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm Krakk
 dangerkeith3000: Nice.
 bug: I guess that would help make 69 more comfortable... Not sure about doing krakk though.
 qweenlaqueefa: i lover your krakk. 69 me.
Image 261656   08-10-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
432
 
 addend: Mmm... purple. Must RAD.
 waaaaaat: As a child, I liked the taste of Triaminic
 lecj07: Why else would it come with a shotglass?
Image 261655   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
836
 
 addend: TFW you're living your 8th life.
 wolfpk: The cat see the semi that is about to hit them head on.
 a robot: Cat: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Human: "Heehee!"
 Prostata: ZOOOOM!!!
 Robespierre: WHERE'S MY BOWL?
 PenguinBartender: HOLY SHIT THE CAR IS MOVING!
Image 261654   08-10-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
724
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dresdenkeogh Well it should be!
 Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmm Krakk
 dangerkeith3000: Give up the toad now! Woo ooh ooh!
 BavidDowie: put it on my bill
 lecj07: I see Lance got reincarnated.
 a sedated moose: @Dresdenkeogh but it's a bill.
 Dresdenkeogh: NOT HOW BEAKS WORK
Image 261653   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
255
 
 addend: I knew it!
 Micro Jackson: Unforeskin circumcisions
 KingTrebek: Crazy they named this hotel after a Chrysler minivan model
 dangerkeith3000: @Pingu IRL I heard San Diego is Spanish for Whale's Vagina.
Image 261652   08-10-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
199
 
 Micro Jackson: I don't get it and I'm not ashamed to admit it
 White Rice: @wolfpk and that chick? Death (who was more interested in Deadpool, at least after he was introduced as a character (so maybe second or third major run for the infinity stones?))
 wolfpk: @dangerkeith3000 I wish they would have stuck to the comic book reason. He did it to impress a chick (I'm not joking).
 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 He had some good ideas...
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob So he must be the good guy in the movie then.
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 The tl;dr is Thanos kills 50% of everyone, everywhere.
 dangerkeith3000: I haven't seen any of the Avenger movies so this meme is not meant for me. I've seen the Guardians of the Galaxy movies with Thanos, but this is still out of context.
 Side Boob: Thanos did nothing wrong.
Image 261651   08-10-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
383
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a hybrid: drives on wheels and roof.
 Micro Jackson: That's Jack, parking like an asshole again. Look how much space he's taking up!
 sparename: On the long straight road, he swerved to avoid his air-freshener
 Robespierre: Somebody done flipped out
 dangerkeith3000: by Ansel Adams (1972)
 Prostata: these pics in the hazy woods are always so majestic
 Side Boob: This is fine.
Image 261650   08-10-18   Uploaded by    trees
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