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273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 Mr Bleak: BEHIND YOU!
 Christina: This happens a lot in Brazil.
 jochenau: She's in perfect position to do one of those crazy fighting game moves.
 Not A Bot: Time to start over. This is why you make a backup.
 raditzu: PISS ON HIM!
 dangerkeith3000: @Peter Pantsless Good thing she's pantsless!
 Robespierre: Dude's about to take a cruise on the Hate Boat
 Peter Pantsless: I think we're about to see two, possibly three kinds of dumping here
Image 261513   08-09-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
 hajjpodge: we all purr down here
 Robespierre: Mom had one of these - skinny, tiny, found in a rubbish bin. Lived well into her late 20s, and was climbing trees up until the very afternoon her kidneys gave out.
Image 261512   08-09-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 E. HONDA: Jenkins, I noticed that you open your fortune cookies in the car. I think you're going places in this company.
 KickassHellyeah: Later that day, he receives a promotional advertisement. "Because of your accomplishments, you qualify for twenty percent off our regular price!"
 Scoo: Not the usual way people are promoted, in my experience
 Robespierre: Haw.
 Peter Pantsless: I always knew those things were full of shit
Image 261511   08-09-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 261510   08-09-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Mr Bleak: @sparenamelaptopdied Nah. What goes down, must come out...
 sparenamelaptopdied: That's very nearly a big vet's bill right there
 AlexDeLarge: Blink once for "I do"
Image 261509   08-09-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 E. HONDA: Cut mine into concentric circles
 a sedated moose: @jochenau I believe that is called a "breadtangular pizza."
 balloon: I'm gonna do a Satanic one next time I have the chance
 jochenau: You should cut it into those bizarre half-trapezoid shapes that they use for public school lunch "pizza". Also add some weird tiny slightly burned meatlike cubes.
 Robespierre: Measure twice, cut ... oh, never mind.
 NoRagrets: How would you like your slices cut? Ill take the fuck it option please.
Image 261508   08-09-18   Uploaded by    dope
 jochenau: It looks like "faat gok" would be a more standard transliteration (Cantonese), or "fa ge" in Mandarin. I can't find the phrase in a dictionary, so the meaning remains a mystery...
 dangerkeith3000: Let's play "Can You Find the Engrish Dot Com Watermark?"
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've heard that the food is engorgeous
 VoR: They're ready for eating when they can no longer get in the coop.
Image 261507   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
 matos: @a robot Thank you! Finally I have closure!
 a robot: @Felicity You were correct, that other person is full of shit
 grizzly: I call the big one Bitey.
 BoiledEggs: Also, I'm not sure I fully get the joke where the scientist says "I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut" maybe it's a reference to a specific movie?...but he does look a lot better with the haircut.
 frankie: I got into a big argument about this joke on Usenet when this episode aired. My interpretation was that Homer is saying that the fact that it's a scientist does not mean it can't be Batman, because Batman is a scientist. The other person's view was that Homer was asking "Batman's a scientist?!" like he was surprised to hear that
 WTF: @AlexDeLarge You'll be given chushy jobs.
 AlexDeLarge: @WTF what about us brain-dead slobs?
 WTF: @Scoo Take my penknife, my good man!
 Scoo: The ring came off my pudding can!
 Peter Pantsless: Definitely one of my favorite episodes
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 SlapDaddy72: lets get sugar high
 Shay: Wonder how Barney giggles like he does?
 Not A Bot: Instructions clear.
 a robot: You are stupid, yes.
 Passive: There really is a strain called fruity pebbles, I couldn't think of a clever joke for this sorry
 tomatosaws: The Saudis don't really get the Flintstones, but the Abu Dhabis do
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 Wolfy21: @raditzu you got me
 Robespierre: Dank. In the literal sense.
 raditzu: Dark.
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