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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.



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Score:
544
 
 Mr Bleak: BEHIND YOU!
 Christina: This happens a lot in Brazil.
 jochenau: She's in perfect position to do one of those crazy fighting game moves.
 Not A Bot: Time to start over. This is why you make a backup.
 raditzu: PISS ON HIM!
 dangerkeith3000: @Peter Pantsless Good thing she's pantsless!
 Robespierre: Dude's about to take a cruise on the Hate Boat
 Peter Pantsless: I think we're about to see two, possibly three kinds of dumping here
Image 261513   08-09-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
532
 
 hajjpodge: we all purr down here
 Robespierre: Mom had one of these - skinny, tiny, found in a rubbish bin. Lived well into her late 20s, and was climbing trees up until the very afternoon her kidneys gave out.
Image 261512   08-09-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
212
 
 E. HONDA: Jenkins, I noticed that you open your fortune cookies in the car. I think you're going places in this company.
 Felicity: Later that day, he receives a promotional advertisement. "Because of your accomplishments, you qualify for twenty percent off our regular price!"
 Scoo: Not the usual way people are promoted, in my experience
 Robespierre: Haw.
 Peter Pantsless: I always knew those things were full of shit
Image 261511   08-09-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
339
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 261510   08-09-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
398
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparenamelaptopdied Nah. What goes down, must come out...
 sparenamelaptopdied: That's very nearly a big vet's bill right there
 AlexDeLarge: Blink once for "I do"
Image 261509   08-09-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
198
 
 E. HONDA: Cut mine into concentric circles
 a sedated moose: @jochenau I believe that is called a "breadtangular pizza."
 ignatz: I'm gonna do a Satanic one next time I have the chance
 jochenau: You should cut it into those bizarre half-trapezoid shapes that they use for public school lunch "pizza". Also add some weird tiny slightly burned meatlike cubes.
 Robespierre: Measure twice, cut ... oh, never mind.
 NoRagrets: How would you like your slices cut? Ill take the fuck it option please.
Image 261508   08-09-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
214
 
 jochenau: It looks like "faat gok" would be a more standard transliteration (Cantonese), or "fa ge" in Mandarin. I can't find the phrase in a dictionary, so the meaning remains a mystery...
 dangerkeith3000: Let's play "Can You Find the Engrish Dot Com Watermark?"
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've heard that the food is engorgeous
 VoR: They're ready for eating when they can no longer get in the coop.
Image 261507   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
384
 
 Felicity: @a robot Thank you! Finally I have closure!
 a robot: @Felicity You were correct, that other person is full of shit
 grizzly: I call the big one Bitey.
 Felicity: Also, I'm not sure I fully get the joke where the scientist says "I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut"...like maybe it's a reference to a specific movie?...but he does look a lot better with the haircut.
 Felicity: I got into a big argument about this joke on Usenet when this episode aired. My interpretation was that Homer is saying that the fact that it's a scientist does not mean it can't be Batman, because Batman is a scientist. The other person's view was that Homer was asking "Batman's a scientist?!" like he was surprised to hear that
 WTF: @AlexDeLarge You'll be given chushy jobs.
 AlexDeLarge: @WTF what about us brain-dead slobs?
 WTF: @Scoo Take my penknife, my good man!
 Scoo: The ring came off my pudding can!
 Peter Pantsless: Definitely one of my favorite episodes
Image 261506   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
343
 
 SlapDaddy72: lets get sugar high
 Shay: Wonder how Barney giggles like he does?
 Not A Bot: Instructions clear.
 a robot: You are stupid, yes.
 Passive: There really is a strain called fruity pebbles, I couldn't think of a clever joke for this sorry
 ignatz: The Saudis don't really get the Flintstones, but the Abu Dhabis do
Image 261505   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
389
 
 Wolfy21: @raditzu you got me
 Robespierre: Dank. In the literal sense.
 raditzu: Dark.
Image 261504   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
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