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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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262430 Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.



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Score:
229
 
 Jango Dampoble: Nice fan blades!
 Vingo Albuble: Dyson just can't admit they're out of ideas
 Croft Horpumple: Damocles' basement
 Flompo Bropert: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half
Image 258690   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Gong Flungus
Score:
598
 
 Lerb Horpumple: She looks almost exactly like my first manager
 Crump Morpongo: Shes detecting information
 Jilm Cremongo: hahaah awesome
 Fraft Dampumple: She has a very expressive neck.
Image 258689   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Girb Plemungo
Score:
304
 
 Bang Plemumbies: Go big or go home!
 Lung Grunoble: if you're having gay, at least have it large
 Vang Plemopert: Robots are soon going to take over the world.
 Burt Groble: Thanks :D
 Frump Morpupert: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.
 Trumpo Horpongo: -Richard
Image 258688   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Dirb Brongo
Score:
19
 
 Vald Rempoble: @Hyphae sever
 Lirb Horpongus: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo
Image 258687   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Trold Rempomple
Score:
326
 
 Crown Fluble: @Laree Zoom in... Enhance... Hmm, yes.
 Julm Morpungo: @addend and the white one way in the back?
 Jelm Flumuble: Almost missed the little doggie on the left.
Image 258686   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Lurbo Morpumbies
Score:
302
 
 Jump Grunungus: I like the shading on the boat.
 Flarbo Dampupert: Quit playing with your dinghy.
 Frampo Grunopert: Bet that will still be hilarious in a few years.
 Gewn Flumombies: merrily merrily merrily merrily...
Image 258685   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Vimp Morpuble
Score:
799
 
 Beng Grunupert: Out hiking at Redstone Saturday when an thorm outflow band started blasting us with sand - felt like this looks, although the fennec is better prepared than we were
 Jampo Alboble: *Swelling synth music plays powerfully in the background*
 Baft Cremongus: Fennec fox
Image 258684   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Burm Dampoble
Score:
818
 
 Therm Grunuble: dear god
 Rald Horpungo: Korrok approves.
 Jump Horpuble: Isn't this a sex position?
 Flump Flongus: Make the people into dreads.
 Rerm Rempomple: You have your god, and I have mine.
 Creng Horpopert: Help
 Freple Brungus: (Brings stone sculpture to life.)
Image 258683   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Harb Flongo
Score:
372
 
 Lort Horpumple: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery
 Longo Plumbies: She actually stole thm from the jewellers down the street. They were worth a grand each.
 Herbo Plomple: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop
 Hang Flongus: Why not return the bracelets?
 Humpo Albupert: Oliver seems twisted.
 Gungo Morpopert: Honest Abe and "I cannot tell a lie" Washington are good character references.
 Hild Rempungus: "Thank you but shoplifting is still a crime and these for-profit prisons don't generate money themselves..."
 Bold Horpomple: I don't know what bracet is, but I don't think you are old enough for one, let alone two.
Image 258682   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Dirt Plemumple
Score:
573
 
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