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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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11. 1979: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Jabberwikket: *grumbles* so now I need a gear set with holy resist AND poison resist ?
 dangerkeith3000: Newman!
 a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*
 Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.
 Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867
 Whatever: Also used to attract flying nuns
 a sedated moose: Okay, I chuckled.
Image 258653   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
336
 
 VeeKay: Look at those fucking millennials, strutting round the place like they fucking rent it
 apoxia: @Scoo Some of us older millennials managed to buy houses and get educations and jobs before the shitshow.
 Scoo: Fun fact: all Millennials are poor
Image 258652   07-22-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
335
 
 wolfpk: I didn't realize her left leg was so short.
 dangerkeith3000: She is not well-liked right now.
 mrdiron: cankles
 Yam: She killed fiddy-men!
 VeeKay: Hwuht?
 jochenau: wut?
Image 258651   07-22-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
322
 
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.
 dangerkeith3000: Why do they talk with their eyes closed?
 trelyate: I hope he packed some burn heals
 Shay: *ba dum PSSSHHH*
Image 258650   07-22-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
350
 
 Peach: Preponed
 sparename: "You can't bring that time-machine in here" ... A guy walks into a pub and the barman says...
 tib gubb: if you can't make it, you're not invited
Image 258649   07-22-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
103
 
 Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money
 trelyate: we are... ten hoes
 sparename: ....who make a brighter day, So let's start giving
Image 258648   07-22-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
537
 
 addend: #nomakeup
Image 258647   07-22-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
338
 
 Urn BooUrn: @Scoo It's in Celsius.
 charlemagne: then mighty zeus took the form of a handsome giraffe
 Mad Collager: As Trump can attest, they're about that cold in Russia.
 Shay: Explains how Coors Light is made in Golden, CO.
 Scoo: They're usually warmer than that...
Image 258646   07-22-18   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
420
 
 Urn BooUrn: Human!!! Three whole years of poking me!!!!
 KingTrebek: Wow eyes changed color
Image 258645   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
372
 
 Mr Bleak: Sandwich course: time in college and time in industry. My Uni degree was that: 6 months uni, 6 months working, repeat for 4 years. It's a good way to balance the "real world" against the "ivory tower" views of things.
 VeeKay: Can't tell what's supposed to be funny.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm a Firehouse sub.
 piranharama: No, this is Patrick
 Warrax: If you can't be an employee, you can always be a product.
 Shay: I see you started last September.
 Side Boob: I am a meat popsicle
 fumbduck: Needs more clarification
Image 258644   07-22-18   Uploaded by    realjon
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