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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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 Whatever: Luckily Windows loads and demands update down time so much that its users have no choice but to have a life.
 illBilliam: *Looks at $3000 Macbook* Yep, this checks out.
 Greifer: @sporky 2020
 sporky: Lord, what year is this from?
 Peter Pantsless: Well this chart is way off. I use windows, but I'm an idiot with no life.
Image 258596   07-22-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
239
 
 Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.
Image 258595   07-22-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
574
 
 Mr Bleak: @hajjpodge Nobody said it does. But it makes those around you --seem-- more interesting.
 antipatterns: yeah keep crawling back i'll let you know when you're worthy of being called interesting
 Mad Collager: @Snix Damn! I didn't even notice. And I thought I was a grammar nut.
 Nope: DMT makes you an interesting person
 BavidDowie: it WOULD probably make you an interesting Parson
 Snix: *an interesting person.
 hajjpodge: Neither does drinking alcohol. Too many people seem to think this about both.
Image 258594   07-22-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
245
 
 Whatever: How the hell am I supposed to clean this kid?
 addend: Dang, I already turned it inside-out.
 Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.
 Solemn: "I mean, he's already eating the Tide pods!"
 Solemn: "Officer, how was I supposed to know that you can't wash your kid in the machine?"
Image 258593   07-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Image 258592 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. You have brought shame on us, mark64.
Score:
467
 
 Mr Bleak: How to lower your car for cheapskates.
 addend: #251344.
 Mad Collager: when clowns go grocery shopping
 Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!
 fanny: that's a lot of croissants
 Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!
 Prumbo: Become a part of the new and exciting Zontar team
Image 258591   07-22-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
163
 
 Science: @hajjpodge: It has nothing to do with race. These mass shooters usually kill themselves.
 hajjpodge: @Science The whiter the gunman, the more likely it is the police will find a way to take him in alive. Unarmed black teen in his own backyard? Shot to death. *Clinton shrug*
 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge *Alex Jones voice* "Antifa is a front for big auto glass!"
 AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot never mind that! Antifa broke a poor, innocent limousine's windows. That makes them literally terrorists!
 Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.
 Sadbot: bad news, @hajjpodge! nyti.ms/… I would say it hasn't gotten worse, but you have to wonder about how quiet law enforcement/the media has been about the motivations behind recent mass shootings
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot Now they're dumb enough I am a little worried they might actually shoot at leftists at protests.
 AlexDeLarge: Yup, communists and Nazis are totally the same thing; remember when they teamed up during WWII and conquered the world?
 Sadbot: I do not like living through The Red Scare 2: Now Even Dumber
Image 258590   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!
 Shay: Ralph had enough of it.
 Nope: Cards are supposed to be nice :(
 a robot: Did you not understand the original joke when you made this card? Trains go "choo choo," not "fuuu fuuu." Come on now.
Image 258589   07-22-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
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 Off Topic: Is that a sign twirling robot? Oh God! Dey terk uur jerbs!
Image 258588   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
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 Robespierre: Ja, das ist ein Schnizelbank
Image 258587   07-22-18   Uploaded by    dingding
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