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273231  addend: "...like groceries."

272956  WannaBee: Hero's don't always wear capes.

273223  jackthesmack: Planned Parenthood's fries are terrible

272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273095 WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

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Score:
245
 
 Whatever: Luckily Windows loads and demands update down time so much that its users have no choice but to have a life.
 illBilliam: *Looks at $3000 Macbook* Yep, this checks out.
 Greifer: @sporky 2020
 sporky: Lord, what year is this from?
 Peter Pantsless: Well this chart is way off. I use windows, but I'm an idiot with no life.
Image 258596   07-22-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
239
 
 Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.
Image 258595   07-22-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
574
 
 Mr Bleak: @hajjpodge Nobody said it does. But it makes those around you --seem-- more interesting.
 prius: yeah keep crawling back i'll let you know when you're worthy of being called interesting
 Mad Collager: @Snix Damn! I didn't even notice. And I thought I was a grammar nut.
 Nope: DMT makes you an interesting person
 BavidDowie: it WOULD probably make you an interesting Parson
 Snix: *an interesting person.
 hajjpodge: Neither does drinking alcohol. Too many people seem to think this about both.
Image 258594   07-22-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
245
 
 Whatever: How the hell am I supposed to clean this kid?
 addend: Dang, I already turned it inside-out.
 Amy Housewine: Don't tell me what to do.
 Solemn: "I mean, he's already eating the Tide pods!"
 Solemn: "Officer, how was I supposed to know that you can't wash your kid in the machine?"
Image 258593   07-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Image 258592 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. Boo, mark64.
Score:
467
 
 Mr Bleak: How to lower your car for cheapskates.
 addend: #251344.
 Mad Collager: when clowns go grocery shopping
 Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!
 fanny: that's a lot of croissants
 Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!
 Prumbo: Become a part of the new and exciting Zontar team
Image 258591   07-22-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
163
 
 Science: @hajjpodge: It has nothing to do with race. These mass shooters usually kill themselves.
 hajjpodge: @Science The whiter the gunman, the more likely it is the police will find a way to take him in alive. Unarmed black teen in his own backyard? Shot to death. *Clinton shrug*
 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge *Alex Jones voice* "Antifa is a front for big auto glass!"
 AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot never mind that! Antifa broke a poor, innocent limousine's windows. That makes them literally terrorists!
 Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.
 Sadbot: bad news, @hajjpodge! nyti.ms/… I would say it hasn't gotten worse, but you have to wonder about how quiet law enforcement/the media has been about the motivations behind recent mass shootings
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot Now they're dumb enough I am a little worried they might actually shoot at leftists at protests.
 AlexDeLarge: Yup, communists and Nazis are totally the same thing; remember when they teamed up during WWII and conquered the world?
 Sadbot: I do not like living through The Red Scare 2: Now Even Dumber
Image 258590   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: It's the Fuu-Fuu Frain!
 Shay: Ralph had enough of it.
 Nope: Cards are supposed to be nice :(
 a robot: Did you not understand the original joke when you made this card? Trains go "choo choo," not "fuuu fuuu." Come on now.
Image 258589   07-22-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
208
 
 Off Topic: Is that a sign twirling robot? Oh God! Dey terk uur jerbs!
Image 258588   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
404
 
 Robespierre: Ja, das ist ein Schnizelbank
Image 258587   07-22-18   Uploaded by    dingding
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