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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

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262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
618
 
 Vump Flongo: @kazzy94 Whatever gives you comfort. Just don't turn up on my door and tell me how to live my life, is all I ask.
 Traft Flumombies: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.
 Huple Cremongus: @a robot A 4 sided tape?
 Jurb Cremomple: I used to be one those atheist kids... I started saying "I'll pray for you" ironically and now here I am, a Quaker who genuinely prays for people.
 Rurt Grongo: @Solemn This is only side four, there's still 348 tapes to go!
 Horb Dampoble: @Solemn Just like how a 14 year old atheist would read it!
 Virm Horpongo: The whole Bible in 44 minutes? The tape must be sped up to chipmunk levels of fast.
Image 258586   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Crerbo Albopert
Score:
327
 
 Jongo Plungo: Peter, Michael and Samir still regularly meet up in the field to smash office supplies.
 Porbo Grunopert: Behold: The 3.5" floppy. Its death made it the icon for saving.
 Rompo Brungo: Back up in yo' ass with the resurrection.
 Crald Morpupert: Here we find a Diskette, gone floppy from being RAMed in its drive to breed, yet doomed to extinction by those with harder drives and more RAM
 Poft Horpombies: Flophouse things
 Leld Rempungus: #neverforget
 Thung Bropert: Wow, a fossil!
Image 258585   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Varb Gruble
Score:
334
 
 Pungo Grunuble: Somewhere nearby there is a secret switch which opens these stairs and reveals a hidden health box.
 Flemp Drumongo: Stairway to purgatory
Image 258584   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Jort Dampombies
Image 258583 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Drump Porbs. You have brought shame on us, Drump Porbs.
Score:
389
 
 Rump Plemumple: come on @Mr. Shine
 Rorbo Horpomple: Fluffy frend!
Image 258582   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Maft Albumbies
Score:
347
 
 Vawn Brungo: @sparenamelaptopdied We don't have to, dinosaur's flesh became oil, which is also a fossil fuel. Also, cool thought about the shovels!
 Thang Flumuble: I'm digging that dino.
 Jople Gruble: @Johnnydunebuggy God in his wisdom created eco-friendly bio-degradeable shovels but not bio-degradeable dinosaurs (we don't need to start the whole fossil fuel is plants thing)
 Vewn Rempungo: Very interesting, I did not know this. Also I did not know how far back in history that shovels go.
Image 258581   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Lemp Albongus
Score:
329
 
 Gimpo Grunupert: The Darkness
 Flompo Morpumple: *listening intensifies*
 Pang Grunoble: then the bar exploded.
Image 258580   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Thert Grunumbies
Score:
281
 
 Bompo Drumombies: Thanks Mom.
 Cruple Grumple: dat make-up sammich, doh...
 Thung Grunumbies: It was made with BEES!!
 Germ Grupert: 'Hate sandwich' sounds like something I'd find in the bedroom, not a paper sack.
 Vurb Gromple: This couple argues too much.
 Liwn Rempombies: Mmm, tasty tasty poison.
Image 258579   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Jong Grongo
Score:
507
 
 Bompo Plumple: Yetz. Iz annimule.
Image 258578   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Mango Morpongo
Score:
387
 
 Vurb Horpungo: I said Bebop ON HALF
Image 258577   07-22-18   Uploaded by    Varm Rempumbies
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