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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
170
 
 Crerb Grunungus: While sitting?
 Moft Morpopert: "Flying", literally.
 Purt Grunopert: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Image 258536   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Vuple Fluble
Score:
556
 
 Trald Dampumbies: Look! A pile of floof!
 Themp Flumomple: How convenient! If you don't wait an hour after eating, the graveyard is right there!
 Trarm Grunumple: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip
 Jarb Rempoble: username/upload dissonance
Image 258535   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Fleple Bromple
Score:
718
 
 Trerm Grunungo: "This is real fun, Greg, but I've got a lot of trees to pee on..."
Image 258534   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Flift Dampombies
Score:
271
 
 Thump Gropert: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP
 Dorbo Rempumple: Another World News Daily Report fake story.
 Hungo Morpopert: I honestly didn't stop laughing for fifteen minutes after reading this. Take my rad.
 Gempo Brupert: *swipes right*
 Borb Morpongo: *Like*
 Cramp Broble: I keep hitting the ChangePost button but nothing happens. :-(
Image 258533   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Geple Dampongus
Score:
372
 
 Verb Morpombies: He has started looking a bit Nosferatu esque. So has Rex Murphy
 Frumpo Cremupert: I looked at Rudy Giuliani's picture, and I immediately came up with the word flurbityjurbit because of his jowls. That's my thought on this picture.
 Jango Rempoble: Nah, because DeVito is a talented actor and the other is just a buffoon
Image 258532   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Frerbo Plongo
Score:
174
 
 Moft Flumupert: End this apartheid
 Bing Brumbies: Separate but not equal :(
 Gald Morpombies: Trying to avoid mass hysteria
Image 258531   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Gang Flumombies
Score:
711
 
 Helm Cremopert: Normally, if you squint hard ... but it doesn't work here. -sigh-
 Merbo Horpungo: Work that Tilex, baby. WORK IT!!!
 Mald Brumple: She has dark spots in funny places.
 Mort Cremumbies: A coworker went to a Halloween beer festival dressed in an identical costume. While we were standing around, an old lady asked her "Are you GPS?"
 Bamp Broble: Why does this shower take 1.5 hours! Sims, gawd!!!
 Garb Cremumbies: Full frontal cubity
Image 258530   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Diple Drumongo
Score:
585
 
 Flift Horpongus: It's a very popular size.
 Derb Grunongus: I hardly know 'er.
Image 258529   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Mople Plupert
Score:
363
 
 Trirbo Plomple: @Felicity voted rad for this
 Bump Plombies: His name was Daniel Velociraptor
 Dong Flumungo: Clever girl.
 Bomp Flumongo: Poor guy. That forklift accident totally eviscerated him.
Image 258528   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Larm Horpumbies
Score:
491
 
 Trert Flumupert: *tiny fart sound*
 Ruple Brongo: HAAAAAAAAAAA
Image 258527   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Part Grunuble
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