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273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

273229  addend: @KingTrebek *blue screens forever*

273231  addend: "...like groceries."

272956  WannaBee: Hero's don't always wear capes.

273223  jackthesmack: Planned Parenthood's fries are terrible

272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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 zoso: Dream of the fisherman's wife genesis DLC.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.
 ShamWOW: Jaunty AF
Image 258476   07-21-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
201
 
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Image 258475   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
281
 
 Science: Slapping me gently with his song...
 Uncle Phil: Wine doesn't have to come out of a box to be trash, Karen. I guess I'm the only one with standards.
 Larp Belb: Wine? I laugh and go to steal her dad's vodka.
 Astanapan: You never get invited to a camping trip again. Karen continues to be invited. Because she is your best friend, at first she stays with you so you won't be left alone, but she can never convince the other girls to invite you again and slowly starts to hate you for making her miss the camping trips. She starts going, gets in social circles you don't, and you drift apart. When depression hits you, you have no one to lean on. You develop an alcohol dependency and die in a drunk driving incident. Go to page 1 and start again.
 Scoo: # You gotta slap her gently #
Image 258474   07-21-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
161
 
 Mr Bleak: The Blue Bin if for wrapping paper, green glass, plastic bottles, and dildos. Vibrators go in the Green Bin, along with card and newspapers.
 BavidDowie: @Prostata brave enough, etc.
 Prostata: i don't think those recycle
 Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.
 Mr. Whiskers: Theres a dildo on my heiney!
Image 258473   07-21-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
630
 
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Image 258472   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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 9mm: Why doesn't Jeff Goldblum want us to see his neck?
 fanny: I've looked at this numerous times on Amazon so I know my husband is getting ads for it and yet I still haven't received this as a gift.
Image 258471   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
454
 
 Not A Bot: THNX BABE NOW SeND SEXY HOT WAINSCOTTING PIC
 Sandor: Bun tired
Image 258470   07-21-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
403
 
 claphands: @Ironass indeed, it stinks.
 Ironass: That's a shitty joke.
Image 258469   07-21-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
182
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 258468   07-21-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
344
 
 moogerator: Gets even funnier after you see it the first 50,000 times.
 depression: Gets even funnier after you see it the first 50,000 times.
 Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.
 Spazstatic: You named your child America.
Image 258467   07-21-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
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