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272886  tib gubb: beware - don't you dare tickle this tummy

272886  Scoo: Camouflage level: low

272887  Scoo: Camouflage level: high

272892  generic: As an englishman this bothers the shit out of me. Tipping should be for good service, irrespective of the class of restaurant, not an obligation to pay the staff's wages

272884  Shay: Barq's has bite.

272804  a robot: The dog does seem to be representing Gryffindor, but the cats are like an amalgamation of the remaining three houses' colors

272824  a robot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BANANA CAT

272827  a robot: @fanny That's cause they're 40% dehydrated potato flakes and 60% sawdust from the factory floor

272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

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272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.



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 Science: Slapping me gently with his song...
 Uncle Phil: Wine doesn't have to come out of a box to be trash, Karen. I guess I'm the only one with standards.
 Larp Belb: Wine? I laugh and go to steal her dad's vodka.
 Astanapan: You never get invited to a camping trip again. Karen continues to be invited. Because she is your best friend, at first she stays with you so you won't be left alone, but she can never convince the other girls to invite you again and slowly starts to hate you for making her miss the camping trips. She starts going, gets in social circles you don't, and you drift apart. When depression hits you, you have no one to lean on. You develop an alcohol dependency and die in a drunk driving incident. Go to page 1 and start again.
 Scoo: # You gotta slap her gently #
Image 258474   07-21-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
161
 
 Mr Bleak: The Blue Bin if for wrapping paper, green glass, plastic bottles, and dildos. Vibrators go in the Green Bin, along with card and newspapers.
 BavidDowie: @Prostata brave enough, etc.
 Prostata: i don't think those recycle
 Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.
 Mr. Whiskers: Theres a dildo on my heiney!
Image 258473   07-21-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
630
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 258472   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
316
 
 9mm: Why doesn't Jeff Goldblum want us to see his neck?
 fanny: I've looked at this numerous times on Amazon so I know my husband is getting ads for it and yet I still haven't received this as a gift.
Image 258471   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
454
 
 Not A Bot: THNX BABE NOW SeND SEXY HOT WAINSCOTTING PIC
 Sandor: Bun tired
Image 258470   07-21-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
403
 
 claphands: @Ironass indeed, it stinks.
 Ironass: That's a shitty joke.
Image 258469   07-21-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
182
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 258468   07-21-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
344
 
 moogerator: Gets even funnier after you see it the first 50,000 times.
 depression: Gets even funnier after you see it the first 50,000 times.
 Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.
 Spazstatic: You named your child America.
Image 258467   07-21-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
160
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: My appetizer is your Thanksgiving.
 Sadpygmy: She does appear to have a leg up on me
 Side Boob: Oh, the irony.
 Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314
Image 258466   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
320
 
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Image 258465   07-21-18   Uploaded by    falling
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