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273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

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272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...



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Score:
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 tib gubb: don't tell me how to enjoy my pizza
 wolfpk: So you won't know the box tastes better.
 a robot: You're not my supervisor!
 WTF: Digest pizza before excreting.
 AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box
Image 258435   07-21-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
654
 
 crunchymush: @FireBreathingMarmot Some people don't find her standup funny, and some people think she stole some jokes. Others are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt on that. All standup does not suck!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Can someone give the executive summary of why we're supposed to hate this comedian? I saw a few episodes of her show and it was funny. All standup sucks, top to bottom. Standup is worst-case crowd control and that's about it.
 not i spy: That is a very good photo of her, though
 Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.
 WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.
 Mr. Shine: I was surprised when Netflix had announced a new standup special starring her. Especially since Netflix already HAD specials with the ORIGINAL comics telling those jokes THEMSELVES.
 WTF: I must be getting old because I think today's comedians are lazy with the topics and get by with raunchy language compared to the ones when I was growing up.
Image 258434   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
393
 
 Robespierre: HOT PANTS! YeahYeahYeaaaayaaaahhh!
 Astanapan: I think the only one of these things that went away for a while is round sunglasses, and I'm not even sure about that.
 San DoDo: Ah yes, the good 'ol looming situation
 hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.
 Sydney: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.
 Bitcoin Burglar: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.
 AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism
Image 258433   07-21-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
201
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 258432   07-21-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
609
 
 HairyNips: Giant cat!
 Ironass: youtube QI They Say Of The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is...
 Ironass: grilledsloinbacon/GdvD4FhcK8
 Greifer: catropolis
 BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop
Image 258431   07-21-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
512
 
 Mr. Shine: Wanna pet that fuzzy forehead!
 Not A Bot: meth; not even once
Image 258430   07-21-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
400
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: For a little extra, can I get a legit back and neck massage?
 Mr Bleak: @addend It's quite a handful, I understand.
 Yam: @Felicity Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)!
 Lumb Blombus: @Yam I have that show on DVD! The best episode was the finale where it turns out Wally and Gus made a scifi movie together
 addend: @bug The kabob must be pretty good.
 Mr. Shine: @Yam "Help me, b!tch!"
 Yam: Remember that episode of Mission Hill where Posey got in trouble with a pimp for offering legitimate massage?
 Mr. Shine: *wink, wink!*
 bug: Parking lot looks pretty full
 savvoy: Truth in advertising
Image 258429   07-21-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
824
 
 Prefuse: He leg too damn smol for he body
 Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.
 Mr. Shine: Not the duke/ not the prince/ not theartistformerlyknownasPrince/
 Scoo: Rawr!
Image 258428   07-21-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
552
 
 Callahan: John McCat must destroy the lamp or Siamon Gruber sets the bomb off
 Mr. Shine: Die, lamp, die!!
 jochenau: Lamps, beads, cats with nine lives, how many were going to St. Ives?
 a robot: That is an ugly lamp, kitty is right to destroy it
Image 258427   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
132
 
 Dreforian: @jochenau Pronounced "deek" but spelled as grizzly indicates. That would have been an awkward thing to have after the Sailor Moon credits.
 grizzly: @jochenau it was DIC (deek)
 jochenau: Wasn't that the old TV production company or whatever? At the end of shows there'd be some flashy thing with fanfare and then all of a sudden a little girl was like "DICK."
 grizzly: Dafuk it isn't.
Image 258426   07-21-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
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