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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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11. 1979: 1494 points
12. Spray Tan: 1472 points
13. confession: 1448 points
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Score:
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 Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.
 Amy Housewine: Poking her tongue out at the cat immediately below.
 Knice: "Paint me like one of your blep girls."
Image 258385   07-21-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
520
 
 Amy Housewine: Glaring at the cat immediately above.
Image 258384   07-21-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
579
 
 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!
 lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.
 Robespierre: She obviously danced the ShakeBop too much in her youth
 VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.
 Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!
 WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".
 raditzu: Witch! A witch! I found a witch!!!1!
 Warrax: Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
 Knice: #turnt
Image 258383   07-21-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
410
 
 a robot: One might even say that it looks fine.
Image 258382   07-21-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
179
 
 Scoo: "So Rick's the one that came up with the nickname, 'cause that day she had us locked in tight from both ends like a pair of goddamn Chinese finger cuffs!"
 a robot: "That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!"
 Solemn: @Knice The reason why Amazon fake reviews are made is the same reason why we make comments here: for the entertainment of future generations of readers.
 Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?
Image 258381   07-21-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
550
 
 Ironass: He told the genie he wanted a little head.
 hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!
 Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.
 Solemn: Hey, baby
Image 258380   07-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
487
 
 Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!
Image 258379   07-21-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
517
 
 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas
 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.
 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.
 Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.
 Lantry: and you can't take that away
 Lantry: cause the flag still stands for misogyny
 Lantry: amd defend her still today
 Lantry: so I'll gladly stand up, next to you
 Lantry: who gave that right to me
 Lantry: and i won't forget the men (and women) who died
 Lantry: where at least i know I'm free
 Lantry: and I'm proud to be an American
Image 258378   07-20-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
716
 
 Robespierre: Gimme, gimme ... uh, however many beans you have.
 Amy Housewine: Shortly before: high five. Immediately before: to the side. During: down low. Immediately after: you're too slow.
 raditzu: Don't touch my phone man, or your eyes will be next.
Image 258377   07-20-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
774
 
 Robespierre: Stupid sexy beach bunnies
 VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?
 Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.
 raditzu: So fluffy yet so hot. Nature is weird.
 Solemn: Nice buns!
 dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever
 Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!
Image 258376   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
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