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273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference and prevent scenes like this. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

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7. Not A Bot
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9. a robot
10. Passive



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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..



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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (807 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
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topcity uploaded 272918 (747 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)
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10. Snow Plow: 1732 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1662 points
12. Never AFK: 1643 points
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14. Shay: 1594 points
15. parrotsnest: 1582 points
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Score:
433
 
 lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.
 Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.
 hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.
 Fiveninety: on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.. unless this happens
 Annoying Vegan : Sometimes I wake up to my dog standing on my chest and looking at me like this.
Image 258365   07-20-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
131
 
 Nope: Stone Cold Stephen Dallas
Image 258364   07-20-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
298
 
 rip odb: Pretty sure one of my kids had this about 20 years ago
 lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm hungry now. Set oven to 420 and braise it.
 Scoo: Thomas the Dank Engine
 a robot: Only quality coal, my friend
 kazzy94: lol 420 blaze it
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, fuck you, Gordon!
Image 258363   07-20-18   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
720
 
 tib gubb: everyone can fuck off [this will be rescinded, monday morning]
 dangerkeith3000: Inspirational.
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 Austin: cue Dawson's creek music
Image 258362   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
549
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, all dogs go to heaven. Not so sure about all popes though.
 Robespierre: I love a parade
 tib gubb: let the dog have its day
 Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...
 dangerkeith3000: I'd rather see the dog anyway.
 Nope: It was though
Image 258361   07-20-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
446
 
 a robot: "Where's MY parade??"
Image 258360   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Image 258359 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not Sam. You have brought shame on us, Not Sam.
Score:
224
 
 tib gubb: at the dad joke; waka waka.
 Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking
 dangerkeith3000: A drawing of a dad joke.
 Scoo: @Skinr Gesundheit!
 Skinr: @Scoo *Jizz
 Scoo: # [Cantina Band plays upbeat Space Jazz] #
 Mr. Whiskers: On a big keyboard?
 smusher: Being an astronaut looks depressing!
Image 258358   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
380
 
 grizzly: Yomp!
 well duh: Horse sneezes in 3...2...1...
 dangerkeith3000: Howdy, Wiiiiilbur!
 Annoying Vegan : Does your girlfriend like kids?
Image 258357   07-20-18   Uploaded by    james
Image 258356 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 99.9 Percent. You have brought shame on us, 99.9 Percent.
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