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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
451
 
 VeeKay: Sooooo... Not going to lie here but Natalie seems like my kind of girl.
 BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.
 Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today
 Scoo: Nothing pairs with clandestine overeating better than pornographic literature!
 Solemn: It's slightly disturbing that a buffet joint would leave their food under the warmers all night, but I've honestly seen worse.
Image 258341   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
234
 
 Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong
 addend: Same.
Image 258340   07-20-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
660
 
 Not A Bot: i dunno, i like lego too. i'm sure this guy's alright
 Side Boob: Hey fishy fishy fishy fishy.
 Scoo: Run away, fishy!
 Peter Pantsless: "...okay yeah."
Image 258339   07-20-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
207
 
 Scoo: Thomas the Dank Engine
 AlexDeLarge: @dobbiesdoogs and that's the truth
 Skinr: "C'mon, motherfuckers, c'mon! / C'mon, motherfuckers, c'mon!"
 dobbiesdoogs: blaine is a pain
Image 258338   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
852
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I used to blast wamp rats back home in my T16. They're not much bigger than 2 meters.
 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
 Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "
 Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts
 Science: Sorry about the mess.
 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie
 some guy : Utinni!
 east bay: I happen to like nice men
 DrinkMixMan: If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
 piranharama: I... want to go home and rethink my life.
 charlemagne: but I have no sister
 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!
 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.
 petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"
 grizzly: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!
 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.
 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!
 Warrax: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
 DrinkMixMan: "Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?"
 DrinkMixMan: "Rise, my friend."
 Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.
 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."
 dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?
 dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.
 hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon this should be +30 right now
 DrinkMixMan: "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."
 addend: "Do or do not. There is no try."
 Laree: Help me take this mask off.
 wwwdotcom: You know, between his howling and you blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here.
 violentwrath: "There's an awful lot of moisture in here"
 Scoo: @a robot "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
 Off Topic: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 Annoying Vegan : The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.
 Skinr: "I wanna go home and rethink my life."
 wolfpk: "It's a trap!"
 Peter Pantsless: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot What an incredible smell you've discovered!
 Nope: Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain.
 Nope: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
 Nope: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
 a robot: Alright, I'm just gonna do it...."Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
 FabricMan: "Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph?!"
 FabricMan: "Did it go in?" "Negative. It just blasted along the surface."
 Mad Collager: Hmmm, nobody's saying "I'm your father!"
 a robot: "I'm going to regret this"
 Himesama: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
 trelyate: *wookie noises*
 Kaviri: Hello - what do we have here?
 Wooden Spoon: wilhelm scream
 Shay: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
 dobbiesdoogs: "Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal." "What happened?" "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
 Side Boob: Judge me by my size, do you?
 Scoo: "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
 sparename: "Your powers are weak, old man."
 sparename: Governor Tarkin: This bickering is pointless!
 Peter Pantsless: I have a bad feeling about this...
 Peter Pantsless: Never tell me the odds.
 Peter Pantsless: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
 Peter Pantsless: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Image 258337   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
158
 
 BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes
 AlexDeLarge: @clayjar why can't we have both?
 Mad Collager: Ah, we meet again, my nemesis, the Commode!
 Scoo: "From dowwwwntowwwn!"
Image 258336   07-20-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
532
 
 Not A Bot: 11:00 class taught by GLaDOS
 Wooden Spoon: Qberts Kids make a LEGO house.
Image 258335   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
471
 
 Ironass: Looks like the Donald's toupee.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: but is it art?
 Scoo: My hat is a squirrel; you argument is irrelevant
Image 258334   07-20-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
755
 
 BavidDowie: This is too much
 addend: "Did you see those Lego?"
Image 258333   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Mr Bleak: "Snakes on a Plane!" - we can get Samuel L Jackson! (Provided we don't show him the script before he signs on the dotted line.)
 Fantasy: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..
 Hyphae: @Hyphae are they saying they are jealous for not thinking of that idea, because I know i am
 Hyphae: ...and?
Image 258332   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
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