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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Trong Flupert: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works
 Ringo Drumupert: @Scoo I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Yours was obviously more severe
 Virb Plupert: @Himesama Probably depends on what you had done. I had 20% of my tongue removed.
 Derm Albombies: @Scoo Oh my gosh that's awful. I'm only a day in and I can't stand it.
 Gilm Dampungus: Next time you're afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting "Let's make a film with a tornado full of sharks."
 Thurm Grongus: @Himesama My tongue is still numb 7 weeks after oral surgery
 Hempo Albumbies: Is it normal that my tongue is still numb 24 hours after oral surgery?
Image 258331   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Thung Plemongo
 Burb Groble: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.
 Gongo Cremoble: You forgot to show the Trump one where there were only 12 people there because they didn't realize that it wasn't going to be Obama talking.
 Birt Drumuble: Oh he's just headlining for Sauron, that doesn't count.
Image 258330   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Horbo Cremoble
 Frorb Grungo: i love it when government is self aware
 Beld Flopert: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices
 Porm Plemopert: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!
 Geple Albombies:
 Morb Horpopert: Now they're asking me why I put frosting on them.
 Jeft Flumbies: The burgers are taking to you, Joel? Alrighty then, if you'd come this way we have a nice padded room for you just down this hall...
 Jold Cremupert: Still can't tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
 Cruwn Grunumple: Savouring seared sentient snacks
 Giple Plemungus: @VeeKay War is peace?
 Huft Plemomple: And they're now telling me a positive is now a negative. They just mis-spoke.
 Traft Bromple: wait... now they're telling me that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Image 258329   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Flempo Plemungus
 Florbo Brombies: I guess they are both technically correct...
 Frimpo Horpomple: Old Bay, Older Bay
Image 258328   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Flert Horpongo
 Craft Morpungus: I don't like this photograph.
 Veng Morpumbies: Classic Chadzachdax!
 Frongo Albungo: Hes no Superman.
 Thelm Drumumbies: He stuck a penny in the sliding door
 Piple Rempumbies: @ChubbyBuddy Somebody has clearly never experienced the joy of CHiPs (2017)
 Trewn Rempombies: why do you people keep showing me pictures of this nerd
Image 258327   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Borm Morpuble
 Therb Flungus: Post Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors.
 Ruple Rempomple: Looks like a pump, wears like a sneaker.
 Purm Rempongo: West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads.
 Daft Drumungo: Fashion gets 200% cooler once the apocalypse begins.
 Rarb Horpungo: Hey! It looks like you're forging an apology note from your obnoxious child! Would you like help?
Image 258326   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bimpo Albongo
 Murt Flumombies: @Apple IIe: do you also want to hire 1 Ronin to help you find the Samurai who smells like sunflowers?
 Veng Groble: Down w/Stormfront!
Image 258325   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Ruwn Drumuble
 Viwn Plongus: Hobbiton 2132.
 Murb Flumongus: My career has centered around roofing products and we would say this is from an architect that doesnt understand how water works.
 Fruld Ploble: Another one from "The Architect That Lost His Ruler"
Image 258324   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Vold Drumongo
 Frarbo Horpuble: Cat looks mad because he was hoping for a box truck.
 Crump Flopert: Everybody just kept the boxes these came in
Image 258323   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Rarm Gruble
 Fruft Albumple: Guess the state.
 Frurm Dampuble: "Could you paint the driver-side door blue?" "...sure thing boss"
 Palm Cremungus: @Korrok is that 2wicked?!
Image 258322   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Galm Rempumbies
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