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273127  Prostata: It's a wonderful chance to make a difference. Just an hour into Micropenis Telethon, the total stands at $2m. Friends, Please give generously..."

273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

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9. a robot
10. Passive



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.



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not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (872 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (869 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (807 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (747 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (718 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2772 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
 7. grimes: 2022 points
 8. grizzly: 1799 points
 9. skunkrocker: 1770 points
10. Snow Plow: 1732 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1662 points
12. Never AFK: 1643 points
13. Mexico: 1615 points
14. Shay: 1594 points
15. parrotsnest: 1582 points
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Score:
259
 
 Robespierre: Guess the state.
 bug: "Could you paint the driver-side door blue?" "...sure thing boss"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Korrok is that 2wicked?!
Image 258322   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
414
 
 well duh: Who the hell is 2wicked?
 Knice: Me @ this post.
Image 258321   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
436
 
 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone
 Sadpygmy: You want a toe? I can get you a toe
 Spazstatic: That is, a hawk that is vegan, not a hawk that preys on vegans.
 Spazstatic: Vegan hawk.
 Himesama: Nani?
 bug: Wait a minute... this isn't a mouse.
Image 258320   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
394
 
 Wooden Spoon: I had a dog years ago that I was afraid would behead himself doing this.
 VoR: ..She just wants clean dogging.
Image 258319   07-20-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
545
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (I just KNEW that I should have entered "Puszycat" instead)
 Robespierre: I can't quite put my finger on it, but live action "The Owl and the Amazing grandmothercat" seems to be missing something...
 Mr. Shine: *tips bowl so it rocks*
Image 258318   07-20-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
786
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: the kind that helps you fight disease?
 NoOneImportant: Now I'm hungry for that toast that comes with those sweet coloured chewy bits
 Mr. Shine: "I think that stuff just kicked in, Silent Bob!"
Image 258317   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
776
 
 Shay: Yo man, you don't have to worry what's in my cup, it's my cup, ya hear? It's my cup.
Image 258316   07-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
529
 
 Annoying Vegan : Yes, yes you definitely can has!
 Drump Porbs: Hot diggity
 bug: Who's got two paws and wants a hot dog? THIS GUY
 Mr. Shine: Hallelujah!!
Image 258315   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
412
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad has asbestosis. It's super hilarious! No, seriously...we love to laugh at f*cked up stuff. Lol
 Knice: Return flight: #258466
 Shay: The death toll from the Great San Francisco Earthquake of 2018 stands at one.
 Weedheart: Asbestos humor not working. Please restart device.
 bug: Mesothelioma is an odd, yet stately name to give to a child.
 Robespierre: "If you or a loved-one..." Oh, never mind.
 Peter Pantsless: Stellar username/upload combo
 Knice: Dat Ass-bestos!
Image 258314   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
185
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.
 Robespierre: Thoughts & prayers
 Mr. Shine: *loud buzzer sound*
 Scoo: YOU MONSTER
Image 258313   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
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