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272474  dangerkeith3000: Whassup

272475  dangerkeith3000: Beer is liquid bread.

272448  White Rice: @Teechur @Knice where do you think Garfield got the bio-mass to grow those extra appendages?

272463  hajjpodge: @Teechur It won't before too long.

272463  White Rice: @Teechur the family log?

272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

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272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
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11. youshall: 1806 points
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 Mr. Shine: Mesmerizing!
 a robot: The teeniest of mlems
 Robespierre: Pigment paucity
Image 258258   07-20-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
601
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine It will suck all the air out, and they will asphyxiate!
 Kaviri: Jesus, Jesus!
 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb man was not meant to travel so fast! It is an affront to the Almighty!
 tib gubb: such things will happen, when you reach the breakneck speed of 39mph
Image 258257   07-20-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
193
 
 hajjpodge: HEY FOLKS YA READ THAT NEW JORDAN B PETERSON BOOK YET? WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?
 a robot: WIMMIN AMIRITE!
 charlemagne: @Passive well I'm certainly not one of them, don't know why you would think that about me, that's nothing like me at all
 Passive: Men are always talking about themselves so they must be the bathroom on the right
 Mr. Butt: Wait...
 Mr. Butt: Well, in my defense, it's hard to talk with a dick in you mouth.
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Pissed self while speaking.
Image 258256   07-20-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
875
 
 Mr. Shine: This is pretty rad.
 fanny: I really hope there's someone behind this person taking a picture
 Robespierre: Fun was clearly had
Image 258255   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
594
 
 Mr. Shine: Toothy fellow!
 Not A Bot: Don't really need time to do that Mr. Carey, you're already mad
 tib gubb: actually that dog looks like it's about to bite - so, the caption fits
Image 258254   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
685
 
 Passive: Mama's Catsserole! Yum!
 Robespierre: Do NOT score before baking
 tib gubb: place your catloaf in a rectangular pan, until approximately doubled in size (1 hour)
 Side Boob: Loafcat is still a good boy
Image 258253   07-20-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
542
 
 wolfpk: When you finally say "screw the ball!"
 mammal883: You can actually smell the sunshine!
Image 258252   07-20-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
720
 
 Bluetocracy: It's got a GPS!
 Prombom: 10/10 would throw tennis ball
 snipdawg: rad dog
 DOW: Rad for a happy pup.
Image 258251   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
299
 
 Passive: Steve discovers Everquest
 Robespierre: "See the REAL problem is that on the InterWebs things ALWAYS suck."
 mexican: 'always'.
 tib gubb: not like on the internet, where everything is great *makes a slow and deliberate jerking off motion*
 Scoo: Often? How about 'always'?
 Bluetocracy: He isn't wrong
Image 258250   07-20-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
369
 
 Drump Porbs: @pig 3 Cat got his tongue
 Scoo: What's wrong with your faaaaace?
 Robespierre: This face swap looks legit
Image 258249   07-20-18   Uploaded by    windows96
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