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272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

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271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

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272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.



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Score:
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 Robespierre: Physics defied
 dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible
 VoR: High winds expected
Image 258219   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
51
 
 grizzly: Your mistake, indeed!
 dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.
Image 258218   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
444
 
 Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.
 Solemn: @VoR He'd be able to make all those wide shots without assistance, for a start.
 VoR: @Solemn better angles?
 Solemn: @Knice No, the porn industry is a perfect choice for someone with that kind of ability. He'll fit right in.
 Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.
Image 258217   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
301
 
 Joseph: I'm not vegan, but I always ask too just to see the panic in the host/cooks eyes.
 ChubbyBuddy: voluntary cannibalism is technically veagan
 sparename: There can't be much of it left by now
 tib gubb: if, by "contains", you mean "is", than you're correct
 apoxia: I'd never thought about whether vegans can do communion. But really, if they are catholic and believe in literal transubstantiation then they can't. Unless its OK to eat other humans.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae I'm not sure what's going on with the next one- administering communion in your home well? In a sealed container?? Sounds like you trapped your family, cult-style
 Hyphae: 1 calorie in 1 serving of this bread!? I guess now we now how they fed all those people with just 5 loaves of bread- super portion control! Each loaf of 1000 calories, so we just make a thousand crumbs, no problems!
 Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'
Image 258216   07-19-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
463
 
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 VoR: Stupid blue rank means I need to read before posting. .. bah
 VoR: @Hyphae perhaps we should asked how many are there aren't. ..yeah....think about it
 Hyphae: How many of these turtles are there?
Image 258215   07-19-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
721
 
 celtic: Escaping prison in a laundry cart
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hush hush...keep it down now...barking carries
 Amy Housewine: Three in a bed and the little one said 'roll over ,roll over'
 Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.
Image 258214   07-19-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
568
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great poker face
 tib gubb: ... really?
 a robot: This kitty wishes he could be a part of the boi-band :(
Image 258213   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
763
 
 tess: That actor really chewed the scenery
 tib gubb: this cat toy tastes kinda... woody
 Hyphae: Going ga-ga over that boy band
Image 258212   07-19-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
292
 
 2Berries: Gotta catch them all
 Robespierre: @fink As Dough Sahm once sang, "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't got a lotta soul"
 WTF: The beauty of Minnesota (in May)
 Hyphae: @fink and I'll stay wherever the hell this is!
Image 258211   07-19-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
286
 
 tib gubb: just kill me now and get it over with
 Hyphae: @Knice What? This joke is the bomb! *Gets tackled, beaten, carried away, beaten again, and drug out to be detonated by the bomb squad*
 Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.
Image 258210   07-19-18   Uploaded by    hammy
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