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262948  VeeKay: I'd be laughing too

262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
636
 
 Robespierre: Physics defied
 dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible
 VoR: High winds expected
Image 258219   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
51
 
 grizzly: Your mistake, indeed!
 dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.
Image 258218   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
444
 
 Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.
 Solemn: @VoR He'd be able to make all those wide shots without assistance, for a start.
 VoR: @Solemn better angles?
 Solemn: @Knice No, the porn industry is a perfect choice for someone with that kind of ability. He'll fit right in.
 Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.
Image 258217   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
301
 
 Joseph: I'm not vegan, but I always ask too just to see the panic in the host/cooks eyes.
 ChubbyBuddy: voluntary cannibalism is technically veagan
 sparename: There can't be much of it left by now
 tib gubb: if, by "contains", you mean "is", than you're correct
 apoxia: I'd never thought about whether vegans can do communion. But really, if they are catholic and believe in literal transubstantiation then they can't. Unless its OK to eat other humans.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae I'm not sure what's going on with the next one- administering communion in your home well? In a sealed container?? Sounds like you trapped your family, cult-style
 Hyphae: 1 calorie in 1 serving of this bread!? I guess now we now how they fed all those people with just 5 loaves of bread- super portion control! Each loaf of 1000 calories, so we just make a thousand crumbs, no problems!
 Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'
Image 258216   07-19-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
437
 
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 VoR: Stupid blue rank means I need to read before posting. .. bah
 VoR: @Hyphae perhaps we should asked how many are there aren't. ..yeah....think about it
 Hyphae: How many of these turtles are there?
Image 258215   07-19-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
698
 
 celtic: Escaping prison in a laundry cart
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hush hush...keep it down now...barking carries
 Amy Housewine: Three in a bed and the little one said 'roll over ,roll over'
 Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.
Image 258214   07-19-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
568
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great poker face
 tib gubb: ... really?
 a robot: This kitty wishes he could be a part of the boi-band :(
Image 258213   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
737
 
 tess: That actor really chewed the scenery
 tib gubb: this cat toy tastes kinda... woody
 Hyphae: Going ga-ga over that boy band
Image 258212   07-19-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
292
 
 2Berries: Gotta catch them all
 Robespierre: @fink As Dough Sahm once sang, "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't got a lotta soul"
 WTF: The beauty of Minnesota (in May)
 Hyphae: @fink and I'll stay wherever the hell this is!
Image 258211   07-19-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
286
 
 tib gubb: just kill me now and get it over with
 Hyphae: @Knice What? This joke is the bomb! *Gets tackled, beaten, carried away, beaten again, and drug out to be detonated by the bomb squad*
 Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.
Image 258210   07-19-18   Uploaded by    hammy
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