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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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2. dangerkeith3000
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4. addend
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6. Teechur
7. a robot
8. Not A Bot
9. Scoo
10. bug



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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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piratepom uploaded 262612 (881 points)
nathan uploaded 262347 (863 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (846 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 262232 (817 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (778 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)


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 5. apoxia: 1734 points
 6. Shay: 1667 points
 7. sumo: 1663 points
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10. drhenry: 1438 points
11. professorpig: 1400 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
13. Pizza: 1387 points
14. ineedhepl: 1383 points
15. frankie: 1326 points
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Score:
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 grizzly: Your mistake, indeed!
 dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.
Image 258218   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
444
 
 Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.
 Solemn: @VoR He'd be able to make all those wide shots without assistance, for a start.
 VoR: @Solemn better angles?
 Solemn: @Knice No, the porn industry is a perfect choice for someone with that kind of ability. He'll fit right in.
 Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.
Image 258217   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
301
 
 Joseph: I'm not vegan, but I always ask too just to see the panic in the host/cooks eyes.
 ChubbyBuddy: voluntary cannibalism is technically veagan
 sparename: There can't be much of it left by now
 tib gubb: if, by "contains", you mean "is", than you're correct
 apoxia: I'd never thought about whether vegans can do communion. But really, if they are catholic and believe in literal transubstantiation then they can't. Unless its OK to eat other humans.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae I'm not sure what's going on with the next one- administering communion in your home well? In a sealed container?? Sounds like you trapped your family, cult-style
 Hyphae: 1 calorie in 1 serving of this bread!? I guess now we now how they fed all those people with just 5 loaves of bread- super portion control! Each loaf of 1000 calories, so we just make a thousand crumbs, no problems!
 Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'
Image 258216   07-19-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
437
 
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 VoR: Stupid blue rank means I need to read before posting. .. bah
 VoR: @Hyphae perhaps we should asked how many are there aren't. ..yeah....think about it
 Hyphae: How many of these turtles are there?
Image 258215   07-19-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
698
 
 celtic: Escaping prison in a laundry cart
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hush hush...keep it down now...barking carries
 Amy Housewine: Three in a bed and the little one said 'roll over ,roll over'
 Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.
Image 258214   07-19-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
568
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Great poker face
 tib gubb: ... really?
 a robot: This kitty wishes he could be a part of the boi-band :(
Image 258213   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
737
 
 tess: That actor really chewed the scenery
 tib gubb: this cat toy tastes kinda... woody
 Hyphae: Going ga-ga over that boy band
Image 258212   07-19-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
292
 
 2Berries: Gotta catch them all
 Robespierre: @fink As Dough Sahm once sang, "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't got a lotta soul"
 WTF: The beauty of Minnesota (in May)
 Hyphae: @fink and I'll stay wherever the hell this is!
Image 258211   07-19-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
286
 
 tib gubb: just kill me now and get it over with
 Hyphae: @Knice What? This joke is the bomb! *Gets tackled, beaten, carried away, beaten again, and drug out to be detonated by the bomb squad*
 Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.
Image 258210   07-19-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
368
 
 Springbok: Tripod
 apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.
Image 258209   07-19-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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