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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262430 Felicity: A Horny Breakout of E.T.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*



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Score:
737
 
 Ringo Horpongus: That actor really chewed the scenery
 Dild Cremoble: this cat toy tastes kinda... woody
 Perm Brungus: Going ga-ga over that boy band
Image 258212   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Horm Morpopert
Score:
292
 
 Muft Dampongo: Gotta catch them all
 Held Flumuble: @fink As Dough Sahm once sang, "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't got a lotta soul"
 Jongo Plemupert: The beauty of Minnesota (in May)
 Mald Rempomple: @fink and I'll stay wherever the hell this is!
Image 258211   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Pang Drumumple
Score:
286
 
 Mango Horpoble: just kill me now and get it over with
 Larm Morpupert: @Knice What? This joke is the bomb! *Gets tackled, beaten, carried away, beaten again, and drug out to be detonated by the bomb squad*
 Traple Flumungus: Humor and airports do not mix well.
Image 258210   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Pamp Alboble
Score:
368
 
 Flang Plemoble: Tripod
 Jemp Morpungo: That's a strange prosthetic.
Image 258209   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Meft Plombies
Score:
719
 
 Mampo Morpupert: "Marge ... I want to be alone with the box." "Hmmmm. Are you going to lie in it?" "... ... Yes."
 Gurm Grumple: Thanks. Not likely, though.
Image 258208   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rewn Albomple
Score:
802
 
 Flump Plemumbies: Definitely NOT a Love Boat..
 Freng Flumumple: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.
Image 258207   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Veple Plemomple
Score:
188
 
 Jarm Brongo: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!
 Dewn Flombies: But can you guess their password?
 Trelm Grunomple: This needs a "thank god for chompers" button.
 Bawn Horpongo: fuzzy logic
 Germ Flumuble: Taking Keyboard Goop to a somehow even more disgusting level
 Lelm Plumple: I wonder how long the lid was closed.
 Baft Groble: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?
 Puld Drumupert: That username.
 Gerbo Morpongus: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!
Image 258206   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Flild Flongo
Score:
177
 
 Maple Flumumbies: Packed full of wind.
 Leld Plemongo: There ain't no party like a perception party, but this one is just plain BAD
 Lalm Broble: Google tells me this is 'Grass'.
 Memp Plemungo: Looks like a bigass slug with its head chopped off
Image 258205   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thing Plemongus
Score:
687
 
 Crampo Gromple: I've had that problem myself, but not with catnip.
 Dumpo Plemomple: Yeahhhhhh
 Gelm Brombies: Same
Image 258204   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thild Horpupert
Score:
164
 
 Bert Grungus: Shut up and take my money!
 Lald Albopert: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin
Image 258203   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Cruft Morpopert
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