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273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

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273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."



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 Suburbanmom: Seriously guys..How do so many people lose their shoes? What the heck?
 Jabberwikket: I like the audiobook better (RT Shorts)
 trelyate: anyone else see the guy with backwards feet?
 a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman
 Nope: Ugh. Waldo is an alt right asshole too?
 Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?
 tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*
 Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?
 VoR: Primark
Image 258153   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
414
 
 macrocosm: hahahahah @tib gubb
 Shay: That's a lot of porn.
 tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked
 tib gubb: universal serial brick
 KnowLifer: One terra-byte
 OldKentuckyShark: This usb drive is fucked
Image 258152   07-19-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
409
 
 waffles: No mushrooms?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Its not delivery its Dinuclear
 Robespierre: Pizzanado looks promising
 VoR: Beware of fallout.
Image 258151   07-19-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
381
 
 Mr Bleak: Sliced bread? It's the greatest thing since Penicillin!
 Dreforian: @addend @a robot Ergo sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White!
 addend: @a robot It's the only reason she's not the best thing since.
 a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread
 Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.
 Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions
Image 258150   07-19-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
495
 
 Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.
 VoR: You don't have to be old to be wise
Image 258149   07-19-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
500
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 258148   07-19-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
187
 
 copunter: that bug-eyed look you get... when you're hypnotized
 prius: Robert "Gowron" O'Reilly
Image 258147   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
471
 
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 258146   07-19-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
419
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 258145   07-19-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
512
 
 Urn BooUrn: Soooo hungry...
 Shay: Bowel Buddy
Image 258144   07-19-18   Uploaded by    dope
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