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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262377 Side Boob: @Luft Cremombies I never said it wasn't necessary, now did I?

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262235 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Heple Dampuble: This kid gets a D in cleverness.
 Maft Grunongus: My sides hurt @VoR
 Mong Dampongo: He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People
 Lango Drumongus: Do you have kids!? No? Then you know nothing of life!
 Trift Flumumbies: It can be done, though. It's mostly about the clothes, which is a strictly comfort thing, as we discussed
 Rerbo Grunungo: Men can be moms. Like in that movie Mr. Mom
 Frople Cremungo: Aaron, you're a moron
 Jampo Grunumbies: No welfare for you!
Image 258139   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Jurb Dampopert
Image 258138   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Halm Albuble
 Frengo Grunumple: Spongebob looks like shit these days.
Image 258137   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Frold Plombies
 Lalm Drumungus: Books cannot breathe under water
 Herm Morpomple: Failing the swim test
Image 258136   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Frump Brombies
 Rempo Grombies: Sorry, sign. The library is just better with Max.
 Flompo Plopert: Looks like somebody done tread on something.
 Meft Rempuble: I had some typos, but I'm sure you know what I meant.
 Held Brombies: @Peach Typically when there is an object in the predicate and a two-part verb like 'let in' or 'get up', it is more correct to put the second put of the verb phrase AFTER the object. So "do not put let the cat in" actually is more correct.
 Luwn Flumumple: I'm sure this sign is grammatically correct, but "do not let the cat in" sounds much less awkward to me.
Image 258135   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Mawn Rempongo
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 258134   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Heple Rempumple
 Thorb Ploble: At. Not in.
Image 258133   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Crarb Horpungo
 Pawn Morpongo: @Dreforian text, too!
 Derb Cremoble: MS Outlook does a thing now where it will read your emails and suggest action items from the test.
 Lumpo Morpongus: this is apples
 Dung Grongus: @Science in a text I made plans to meet up with friends at a brew pub. my husband started getting ads for that pub that night.
 Lople Albupert: Yeah, this happens on my phone's news feed. I was at work and asked about a fish tape to pull a line. Strangely, an article about an "Awesome new fish tape" started showing up in my feed. Your devices absolutely do listen to you - it may be a third party app that's doing it, but they absolutely do listen to you.
Image 258132   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Lang Grunoble
 Ring Morpuble: Eau de toilet
 Lingo Flumoble: @grizzly To be fair, he's sketchy enough that some of the women were probably suspecting.
 Flart Plungo: Remember when Louis CK pulled his junk out in front of unsuspecting women? pepperidge farm remembers.
Image 258131   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Jalm Dampoble
 Dald Morpoble: Damn eggs keep nipping me.
 Fromp Albopert: I think the chicken has gone rotten.(weiler)
Image 258130   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Frelm Plemungus
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