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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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4. addend
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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
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Score:
370
 
 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.
 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again
 DrNinjaman: Trump was originally going to use these in his campaign, but somebody convinced him to go with red hats.
 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 dangerkeith3000: They all have purple status.
 petepuma: where mom jokes go to die
 Mr. Shine: Another long, hard, vibrating day at the sex toy factory.
 androbot: Is this the back of the sperm bank below?
 Shay: Brings new meaning to "cum dumpster".
 hajjpodge: Look, it's a congressional session!
 Solemn: @Sadbot Don't forget to fill them with tapioca pudding first, for added psychological shock.
 Sadbot: I want this dumpster load, but not for the reasons you think. I want to build a Colin Furze style machine to launch these. Possibly fully auto.
 Peter Pantsless: When 71 gallons isn't enough
Image 258111   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
173
 
 petepuma: not sure why you'd feel it in your shoulders, but c'est la vie.
 Mr. Butt: I just flew in from New York, and BOY are my sperm tired.
Image 258110   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
548
 
 dangerkeith3000: That's how I wanna go.
 Side Boob: Burial at sea
Image 258109   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
204
 
 Butcherboy: Thats a serious condition, like tennis elbow
 VoR: Geese love golf
Image 258108   07-19-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
517
 
 Robespierre: "Are you food yet?"
Image 258107   07-19-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
316
 
 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.
 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em
 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.
 Spazstatic: My wife didn't meet any of those criteria and I couldn't be happier.
 Science: @VeeKay: I was gonna say "fist bump," but then I realized the juxtaposition with your comment. Then I laughed. So I'll go ahead and say it anyway. *Fist bump*
 Bill Rye: women prefer men to stfu
 cthulhu: Fortunately, some men are debtfree virgins without tattoos...we need to get these two groups together!
 dangerkeith3000: #NotAllMen
 VeeKay: I like a woman who enjoys a good fisting. Don't care much for debt, but willing to haggle.
 Solemn: Some men also prefer winning the lottery and meeting unicorns, but that doesn't mean it'll happen.
 Prostata: what incels actually believe
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Robin Williams had a great joke: "Why would you want 40 virgins when you get to heaven? Anybody who's been with one virgin knows that's a bad deal."
 VoR: Debt free is a bonus
 Side Boob: I prefer women that don't vomit when they see me :P
 a robot: who gives a shit
 Sadbot: Your dating preferences sound boring
 Mr. Butt: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
 Scoo: Honestly, the virgin part is unimportant
Image 258106   07-19-18   Uploaded by    UnknownSample
Score:
491
 
 Side Boob: Is that a shadow, or did the kitten barf on him?
Image 258105   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
324
 
 wolfpk: This has been tested many time; just not on mosquitos.
 Solemn: Using the 'Spring Break' method, I see.
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious (which is a variation on puce). WikiSimple solutions are questionable at best.
Image 258104   07-19-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
326
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @UnknownSample + for the word bemusing :)
 UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big
 SuedeOxford: @Felicity on Rusev Day, you can be whoever you want.
 Sadpygmy: Take a seat
 moogerator: Is that a Cactus Jack shirt? I didn't know you could wear another wrestler's costume
 VeeKay: Wanted dead. Please.
 Solemn: @Knice HE'S CLIMBIN' THE BUCKLAH!
 Robespierre: @Knice OH MY!
 Side Boob: Bring back the Grand Wizard of Wrestling! Lou Albano too!
 Mr. Shine: @Knice BAH GAWD!! HE DUZZ!!
 Knice: Oh no, Gene, HE'S GOT A CHAIR!!
Image 258103   07-19-18   Uploaded by    UnknownSample
Score:
531
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Y ur legs so smol
 Robespierre: Wy yoo brang me hear, hyoomin? I smells fear.
Image 258102   07-19-18   Uploaded by    waffles
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